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• she's a biiiiiiiiiiitch. or anyway, she's humorless and severe and says things like "that is literally the funniest thing i have heard in my life" with a straight face but you can't tell if she's making fun of you or if that is literally the funniest thing and she is just incapable of displaying human emotion
• she is all but married to the kamikaze and will probably only leave the ship and/or the RAC when her cold dead body is sent off through the airlock
• she goes by captain or, to superiors and equals, bristol, but almost never beth. it's not an anti-feminine thing; it's a respect thing. she doesn't have a short fuse, but one of the top ways to get on her shit list is to disrespect her.
• she was married for three years to a doctor on mars. they got divorced in 2068 because lmao she loved her job more than her husband WHOOPS. she doesn't really care that it didn't work out so good luck trying to make her feel bad about it.
• despite being a licensed killjoy for the better part of ten years, she has killed maybe a total of four bounties. she was probably responsible for more deaths as a driver on venus tbh. it doesn't bother her that much—she sees it as a necessity of the job—but it's messy and 9 times out of 10 can be avoided. she encourages this in her crew, as well: like the first part of this wondy quote, but, like, ignoring the second part, because she is totally cool with knee-capping.
• she fucking hates fish that isn't fried. sushi is an ABOMINATION
• okay, maybe not NO ONE, but—the ship's dog (by the way, the kamikaze has a small dog on board; i'm making an executive decision that it's a corgi because #bebop) sleeps most nights in her room. she retires after most of the crew and wakes up before them, so it's easy to miss unless you start asking around.
• the details of her life on venus—she isn't really secretive about it, but she so rarely talks about herself that it just doesn't come up. there are probably some ridiculous theories about how she lost her arm.
• like...anything else.... i'm so bad at this I'M SORRY SHE JUST DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HERSELF