War Is Coming Communications.

Apparently there's karaoke! I can't say no to karaoke.

I'm meeting up with someone called Rose who I don't actually know, so you all should come too. Because karaoke! And fun! Who's in?

…the hell? 
How did you
Where are they

If you think for a second this will make me sign up, you really don’t know who you’re dealing with or what lines you’ve really crossed.
 
I will find you.

This is incredibly awkward and I'm not entirely sure what to say

Hi

So my sixties class is scheduled for tonight. Is everyone who was planning to attend staying at the complex? If not, I'll postpone it until next week for safety reasons.

[Mac]

You won't be out tonight, right? Dean said there was something dangerous out there.

[Jeremy]

God, don't antagonize th
You have to be more carefu
There's nothing I can do if
Katherine is one thing but


[Elena]

Please remind Jeremy to filter when he talks to Caroline and has anything to say about the Originals, even if it's vague. I don't want him to end up

Hellooooo new arrivals! I've been made aware that you have not all been dragged to my SUPER FUN class, Welcome to Lawrence. And you probably should. Because let's face it, this place can be completely creeptastic and frankly, it IS a fun class. There's cake! Basically, we'll go over which classes are offered, the layout of the city, which locations are more displaced friendly, and your general survival. Then you're free! Two hours or less, depending on questions asked and how much cake is consumed. Can't go wrong with that, right??

So Thursday night, by all means, come join us! Lawrence Youth Center, 7pm. Yay?

[Guy]

And this is the part where we get you off the internet. You seem like you could stand to let off some steam. Grab your sword, handsome.

Well then. It's good to see that no matter where we go, prejudice will never fully die. Race, gender, religion, and species. There will always be one person in a crowd.

Pretty sure I need a drink.

[Dora and Lily]

Have you two had the chance to formally meet, yet? If not, I'd like to do the honours.

Somebody directed me here. She said this is where I would find answers. While I don't know if I believe her, I have nothing to lose by typing this and by at least trying before moving on to other means.

I know that this sounds complexly bloody insane and that it doesn't make any sense, but I was in England thirty minutes ago and the year was 1980. I was just going into the kitchen and when I walked through the door I was in an alley and the year was 2012.

I need to go home. My baby is by himself. He's only ten months old and he's into everything and please