War Is Coming Communications.

What's the term I sometimes hear muggles use?

'FML'

Veronica, the case we were working wasn't werewolf related. I've evaluated the bodies and compared lunar cycles and have reached the conclusion that it's definitely not within the realm of possibility. There are others, however, ranging from demons looking to have a good time to angry spirits to wild animals. Not easy to sort through, even if I'm automatically gunning for the demons. They're the obvious target.

I'd like to remind everyone to keep your rock salt lines secure, your protection amulets on person at all times, to carry holy water, and to travel in pairs.

In addition to that? I've decided that having us all spread out isn't the best of ideas. If there's any way we can financially secure a place to call our own - somewhere big enough to hold everyone - then I suggest we do it as soon as possible. That way we can set up permanent protections to keep you all as safe as possible, not to mention automatically ensure you new arrivals a place to stay and people around to help out if things should turn sour. If anyone has any suggestions in relation to this, please don't hesitate to respond with them here so we can all discuss this in detail. Because all I have are credit cards and they are not in my name.

And no - I'm not suggesting that you absolutely have to be involved with this. The nature of creating a place for people to go to if they need it will be for that reason and that reason alone. Some people will feel more safe and secure in a location with more people around and a sturdy line of protection to boot. If you feel that this is not something that is for you, by all means feel free to do what you will, so long as you make sure to keep yourselves safe.

I think my favourite part about infomercials is how they manage to make the most mundane task look completely daunting and impossible. Because I know when I put toothpaste on my toothbrush it really is that big of a challenge not to get it all over the bathroom counter.

So, that girl mentioned mauling. She didn't mention how severe it was, but while talking to her, I thought, "Hey, don't werewolves maul people sometimes?" So. Do they exist? And for that matter, what else should we be watching out for? I don't need a seminar or anything, but it'd be good to at least give us a heads up about what else is out there.

Things are just getting worse around here. I read about some man getting mauled about 200 yard away from where I'm staying. There has to be something we all can do to prevent these things from happening.

I know not everyone can be saved, but come on...

If you're ready for this? Meet me and Sam at my motel [address; room] tonight.

We'll know for sure then. One way or the other.

Alright, so based on who was interested, we tried to place people who might work well together. Again, you don't have to do this, it's for a team up that might help you take on demons better, if you can learn the exorcism, and hold your own in a fight. I'm sure some of you are already working on it.

Assuming you were all serious when you signed up.

( Names. )

Now. It just dawned on me a minute ago that I've had one beer since being here. One. And that was the first beer I've had in ages. I need to go fix this. I think I need fries with that as well.

This just isn't getting any easier. I miss him so much.

Okay, first of all, I'm the only one allowed to talk about frying people. I'm the one, the only, electric freak around here, accept no substitutes.

And second? Dear god, all of you lot are obsessed with sex. Having it, not having it, bisexual threesomes. You realize it's insanely teasing to those of us who can't right?! And I thought the guys I dance for were pervs.

Well, I got a job. Fucking McDonalds. Swear to god, I am going to kill whoever brought us here. The Human Torch working at McDonalds! God, I miss my dignity.

Ever have one of those days where nothing goes right from the second you wake up and you can just tell it's gonna be that way all day long? Yeah. Today's one of those.

I can't find a good Chinese food place, or a decent diner. So I ordered some coffee instead and answered a phone call. Somebody took my coffee. It was still full I didn't get any. And I swear this damn ice cream truck has been circling the same street for half an hour, playing that ridiculous tune just to piss me off.if that song gets stuck in my head I swear I shot one once. Killed the plastic clown ontop and I'm not afraid to do it again. Even if it did land me in FBI Therapy Evaluation.and relieve me of my gun

I am done with this fictional stuff. I don't want to hear about a crazy future. In the future. So please, refrain from mentioning anything to me. I don't want to know.

Thank you.

So.

Demons then.

I've been reading up on all the religious stuff and its still more than a little confusing, even to me. These seals people have been talking about, Is there a possibility we can find them first? Before the demons.

It would seem the logical thing to do.

Okay, so here's the deal. Buffy and I are working on the buddy system idea that was brought up in Sam's post. It'll be for the best if we try to go out in teams when we go out.

Now, I know we didn't all show up in pairs, and for that matter, not everyone's a big fighter. We've got different skills in different areas hopefully. And not everyone has gotten a chance to know the others here. This is all fine, we want to work with that, not against it.

So here's what we're thinking. First off, if you guys can you should pair up. Especially if you've got a brain and a brawn. Like me and Buffy, she throws the punches, I say the exorcisms and stuff.

And... we kinda need to know what you guys can do. What sorta training you have, abilities, brains, that sorta thing. I don't expect you guys to go boasting things if you don't want everyone to know, but can you at least do one of those little private things to me (Andrew) and/or Buffy if you don't want everyone to know? We're doing this to help you guys, honest. And we'll keep it private. Trust me, we're good at secrets when we're asked to keep them.

This is also for you guys that don't really know anybody to pair up with. This way, if nothing else, maybe we can find someone that'd suit you and stuff. And oh man, that sounded like a dating site add, but I SWEAR it's not!

We're just trying to help, and we're used to working with big groups.

Lois, one of your socks are in my bed.

Reed, I thought we went over this. No teleporting people without warning! Especially considering how great the last time went. Seriously dude, I know geniuses are supposed to be all arrogant and lacking in common sense, but really.

ETA: REED DO NOT EVEN LOOK FOR ME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM TOTALLY FINE HERE!

ETA2: Hey, uh, Sam or Dean? I have a couple questions for you guys, if you get a second.