War Is Coming Communications.

It looks like I'll need to get a passport.

I was accepted.

If I wasn't so used to this by now, I would be more surprised when it comes to suddenly appearing in a new place.

Has anyone seen a blue police No, stop getting your hopes up

I need to be so drunk right now. In fact whatever the place beyond drunk is, that's where I need to be.

Well hello sentient lifeforms, did someone out there summon me here or did the universe decide I was too attractive to not be here!

Did someone say something about kissing?

I've bloody well just about had it with alternate universes and all that, thank you very much, so I think I'm just going to sit here until whatever this is gets managed.

Oi, skinny spaceman! That means YOU get with with the managing right about now!

Clark gave me a gorgeous watch for Christmas. It's also a signal watch so that I can alert him whenever there's an emergency.

Things that I have learned are NOT considered emergencies so far:

1. We've run out of coffee.
2. The cows are in the orchard.
3. The traffic is terrible.
4. My stockings have a run in them and I need a new pair from home.
5. My heel broke.
6. It's cold and I need my scarf.
7. We're out of wine.
8. Wanting to know what we're doing for dinner.


Things that ARE apparently emergencies:
1. Kittens in trees
2. Being tied to a radiator.

I still maintain that running out of coffee is an emergency.

Ha! It works! I get to be a Weasley for a day.

WOAH! Wait a minute! One of my hearts stopped! OH, WAIT! I only have one heart. Oh, that's disgusting! I'm human. That was not a side-effect I had considered.

I did it. I made my wish. I'm not a vampire any more...and I have my magic back.

[Klaus]

My bauble disappeared so I think that means my wish worked. I'm gonna go see one of the doctors and get birth control but we probably also need condoms now.

Did your wish work? Did you find out everything you wanted to know?

[Filtered to Doctors]
Is there any chance I can like schedule a check up after the holidays? I'm pretty sure I need birth control now.

[Rebekah and Rose]
OOC: Both were sent teddy bears to their places with a note that said: In case you need a hug today.

Fuck you, Seal.

I need to go find a bar and drink for a while. A really long while. And it probably wouldn't be a good idea if I'm shitfaced while on my own because then I generally tend to do stupid things. Anyone up for keeping me from doing anything stupid?

[Rose T.]

I'm preemptively calling in sick tomorrow.

I get a bunch of people killed, no one wants to tell me why or how it happened, and the world just moves on. How do you all even

I've been quiet lately. Personal reasons. I'm sorry about that.

I'm usually a lot better at introducing myself to newcomers. Helping you guys get settled in and all. I'm gonna work on that.

For those of you that I haven't met yet: I'm Sam Winchester. I'm one of the natives here, so I know a few things about how this world works. If you have any questions or just want to talk, I'm always happy to help.

(Bobby)
Hey.

Well I was in my office grading final papers today and found a delivery of minced pies and gingerbread men. Thank you mysterious baker.

Rose, my favorite TA of all time, do you have your stack done?

As you all should probably expect right now, the Lawrence Youth Center is having a winter celebration. Not calling it Christmas because ha, not dealing with the PCness. Besides, I spin a mean dreidle.

So we'll hold it on December 20th and, as always, you're all invited. I can also use volunteers but I really just want everyone, especially those of you with kids, to get a chance to enjoy yourselves. We'll have Santa there, hopefully some entertainment (still pulling a few strings), games, and a white elephant gift exchange. Not for any particular holiday, cough cough, but who doesn't like gifts?

And hopefully planning it will keep my mind off of

[TARDIS Filter]

I don't want to be here for
After that, could we maybe
It's nearly been a ye

There is apparently a donut shop in Wichita that has Doctor Who donut day every Saturday.

Someone is going and getting me a Bad Wolf donut. That is all.

Don't care what anyone says. I will never believe this isn't true. No one shatter my illusions

Should I study something like everyone else does, or should I just keep reading all the books in the TARDIS? I can't decide.

Anyone here (whose name isn't Loki) know anything about Chaos Magic? And how it works in this realm? Because I don't want to accidentally shred the fabric of spacetime or break physics or anything. I watch Doctor Who. (Well, I did. RTD > Moffat.) I know how bad things get.

Also, I have such a craving for Pringles, but they're so gross.

But seriously guys, Chaos Magic.

settle something for me lawrence

which is the superior pie?

apple

or

pumpkin?

[No Mikaelsons, their SOs, or Hayley]

I need advice or I dunno tips. Something.

What do you do when the man you love has a baby with another person? And its not cheating because technically he hasn't done it yet and even if he had you weren't together at that point? And she's an adorable little girl and its a good thing.

And you tried so hard to be okay with it because you don't want to be selfish.

But it hurts.

How do you make it not hurt?

Especially when you'll never be able to give him that. When you'll just always be the gir

How do I stop feeling so damn selfish?

[Filtered to friends*]

Does anyone have plans for Christmas, yet? I know, Thanksgiving is first. I am being optimistic and planning ahead.

(*ooc: dude this made me realise just how many friends Robin lost recently. Ouch.)