War Is Coming Communications.

Ok so apparently I have to watch a load of movies to work out what has been going on. What other mad films should I watch to prepare myself for insane things that might happen?

I love animals, I am a dog person. I'm not sure what this little thing is....

Little fluffy creepy thing with instructions and don't feed it after midnight?

Looks like this full moon was damn active for werewolves. There were incidences involving misssing hearts in Wisconsin, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Nevada and Louisiana.

Need some people to check it out. You go in pairs, minimum. Need to have done the classes and at least one of you needs to have gone on a hunt before.

Wisconsin -
North Dakota -
Oklahoma - Jacen and Dannii
Nevada - Alicia and Angelina
Louisiana -

Well doesn't this look like an adventure.



Hello Sweetie.

When the attack comes, and it will. I need to know what we have to work with. Numbers, abilities, weapons. I want no secrets, and believe me trying to keep those from me is essentially pointless.

Because I refuse to sit and wait for meetings or decisions about who should lead the fight. Unless you can think of someone more qualified. I'm being tactical. Because we'll all die unless someone is.

So.

Facetwins.

Ever get less weird? Because Rory. As a priest. Just saying.

The Seal certainly does know how to crash a perfectly good goodbye scene. Though it's a bit refreshing to see Lawrence is still intact.

If you hear gunshots coming from one of the storage rooms, it's just me.

And don't worry Doctor, I'm shooting targets.


[OOC: Soooo the shooting started not long after River heard the wonderful howl of the Hell Hounds Crowley unleashed. She is not happy at all about this. So. If anyone wants to try and intervene, have at?]

I forgot how much I love/hate modeling. Though having a steady income again. That's nice. Cannot complain about that.

[Filtered; Rory/River/My Doctor]
I am still young enough to be considered employable. This calls for dinner out, yes? Yes. No arguments from any of you. Family time is important.

What did you all do to my TARDIS?

Her drives aren't working properly. Can't jump. Can't move forward, can't move backward. She's as stuck in this linear timestream as the rest of you and I want to know why.

I don't suppose any of you have seen a blue box around here, have you? It's quite big. Very hard to miss.

...unless it's cloaked. Then we might have ourselves a bit of a problem.

RIGHT. New question! Has anyone walked into an invisible box lately?

I can't believe I've been in this universe for a year now. Happy to say though in that time I didn't do any sort of dying.

So.

Let me get this straight.

To get at Death you need someone to die. Probably a lot, probably messily and probably someone who he considers an abomination.

I'm not seeing the flaw in dying here. I get back up. It'll draw him out and you all know it. Just those that know me won't actually come out and ask me so here's me volunteering.

When do we do this?

He did it, Chinboy saved me. This is real and not a hallucination, right? I said take me to see the stars, though I suppose a planet could be a star. Lawrence, Kansas in the year...2012? Well, that wasn't part of the arrangement.

Not that I think any of you would go into my room on the TARDIS, but I advise entering it with caution until I return. Considering my bauble disappeared, I'm fairly certain there is a shiny new arsenal of guns awaiting me there.

No Jack, you can't touch them. Not without me there.

[Filtered to the Whoverse people]

I need to take a little time away from here. Don't know how long I'll be gone, but I'll be back before Christmas. Promise. I just need time to figure myself out aga


[Jack]

Sorry for that whole nearly dying on you thing.

Never thought I'd go through that again. Guess I should be thanking Roman right now that I'm not dead.

Wait. No, not Roman. Fred. Romanadvoratrelunder.


[OOC: Game, meet the new face of River Song. Who is still very much in the post-regeneration confusion state. But she'll be coming out of that soon enough. And yes Team Firefly, I hear all of you being confused.]

Most of us normal humans should be all right, but what about you extra special non-humans? Everyone all right?

Fancy a trip to Italy on Monday afternoon? Venice, to be specific.

Oi, Roranicus. It's Saturday. Date Night. I think your people can spare you.

Course if they can't: River, terrible movie night with good wine sound good? This is the closest we've been to living together and I still feel like I never get to talk to you.