How many alternate realities can one guy visit in an eternity? Not that I can complain too much. This place definitely beats that cage I was in...
December 11th, 2011
December 9th, 2011
Filtered against Lucy.
I've often considered creating a horde of mall Santa zombies. Anyone curious about how that one would turn out?
December 8th, 2011
Filtered against evil
I wonder if I was always this good at insulting people, or if it's a skill that grew and flourished as I aged.
And here's something to really think about: If this skill of mine only gets better as the years go on, what is it going to be like in thirty years? Holy shit. It blows my mind.
And here's something to really think about: If this skill of mine only gets better as the years go on, what is it going to be like in thirty years? Holy shit. It blows my mind.
Christmas is a strange holiday. Think about it. People sit around a tree eating candy out of a sock. And then theirs the story of Santa, a guy who breaks into your house to deliver presents.
Jim Morrison would have been 68 today. And y'know what. Hell yes I still would. Shush Sam, he's on my celebrity list.
December 7th, 2011
Filtered to Violet
You want to go out on a real date? Like, without the dead breakfast club around to ruin it. That kind of date.
December 8th, 2011
So, is stealin' a hyena or two better or worse than stealin' kiddies Christmas presents. I mean in terms of dyin'
Just hypothetically an' all?
Also I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE. ITS AMAZING AND DON'T EVEN HAVE NO TREES IN IT. NOT THAT TREES AIN'T AWESOME AND ALL BUT STILL
Just hypothetically an' all?
Also I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE. ITS AMAZING AND DON'T EVEN HAVE NO TREES IN IT. NOT THAT TREES AIN'T AWESOME AND ALL BUT STILL
December 4th, 2011
Filtered against evil
I think I've only slept once since I've been here. That's weird, right? People die without sleep, don't they? I should at least be sick or falling over. Something.
December 1st, 2011
[Filtered against evil]
So, if I wanted to go find a job (which I kinda do), is there anybody here who would be able to set me up with an identification and anything else I'm going to need? I could pay you. You know, after I actually have more than three dollars to my name.
November 29th, 2011
Filtered against evil.
November 24th, 2011
I'm really not getting how someone can fall asleep in California and then wake up in the fucking sticks. Is this some kind of new phenomena that I'm somehow not aware of? Because damn, if it is, I'm way behind on the news.