War Is Coming Communications.

I am unsure if any of you recall my time here but I have returned to your time and your city.

And this time my lady wife is with me.

I would ask that you allow her the time you allowed me previously to acclimatise to the time and culture

Well crapsticks.

Girls, I need me some advice

I find myself growing restless. Would anyone care to spar with me?

Okay. Really? I've done the whole "waking up in a graveyard" thing. If you're trying to creep me out, sorry. You've gotta try a bit harder than that.

Almost killing your date, because you can't control your damned powers sucks

Ugh, this power swap crap sucks balls. I'd like my valk mojo back now.

[Bo and Kenzi]

Much as I love spending all day getting drunk. I'm bored. We could set up the agency.

I set my jacket on fire.

Now I know what you're thinking. "Kenzi, you are a perfectly sane, yet adorable, individual. Why in the world would you go around setting things that you absolutely love aflame?"

1. I'm adorable? Aw, flatters.
2. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't pick up matches. I didn't throw them at clothes. I did not, in any way, trash my one of a kind, personally altered leather jacket just because I felt like channeling my inner pyro by setting fires to feel joy. No. Nyet. Nah-uh. Not me. What I did do was reach for it before the flames of frickin' jacket ruining hell SPAWNED from MY HANDS and LANDED ON MY BABY.

She was innocent. She was young. She did not, in any way, sign up for this.

What the hell, Tamsin?

Right.

I have hidden away long enough. I have a daughter here, a beautiful daughter. I have family, god help me I even have friends. I miss Caroline of course. But life goes on.

And I got to experiment with abilities across worlds.

Its not the worst place to be

Oh, whoop-de-doo, I'm back in Kansas. Saying this was unexpected is the understatement of the year.

Still, better than the alternative, probably. Providing that my peeps are here. And, yes. I mean you Kenz. You better still be here.

Oh, and someone catch me up. What the hell is a beannanach doing here? Well, a weird this world version of it, anyway.

My brother has been returned home, condemned to the future that awaits him.

Displaced, you are all invited to celebrate Jólablót with us at my hall.

For those who are not familiar with our customs, we will feast for three days and three nights, to celebrate the rebirth of the Sun-goddess, Sól, and to give thanks to our mighty god Thor, for protecting us during the dark and dangerous days of winter, while his father, Óðinn, leads the Wild Hunt across the skies.

At dusk on Friday, we will perform the Jólablót and sacrifice the Jól goat. Afterwards, we feast, taking it's life into ourselves so that it may be resurrected through us.

Whether you are a believer or not, Jól is a time for friendship and rejoicing in life - sentiments which are not exclusive to my people.

You are all welcome at my hearth, on Friday, on Saturday, on Sunday and on any day in the new year.

God Jól!

Til Árs ok Frídr!


( Floki )

Well hello sentient lifeforms, did someone out there summon me here or did the universe decide I was too attractive to not be here!

Did someone say something about kissing?

Just in case there's anyone who knew him. Dyson's gone.

[Lost Girl Filter]

I'll be in Purgatory if anyone needs me. I do not plan on being sober.

Lagertha's invited us to a Jol feast at her hall. Since she wished for it to arrive from her home.

Would anyone like to join me?

Not what I was expecting when I went to see what was taking my girl Kenzi so long.

Just, FYI. Watching your partner flirt and play tonsil tennis with your evil sister, is nauseating.

( LOST GIRL SPOILERS. )

You'd think a girl would learn not to go digging around into her fictional future.

If anyone needs me, I'll be inhaling a pizza and contemplating my next big distraction.

Some time after this Klaus has managed to wrangle Crazy McBoatsmith back to his place (on which note! Henrik, Caroline, give me a yell if you want 'who is this crazy person?' threads) and explained both the comms and how Google Translate works, so...

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Klaus has told me much, but neither when nor where this is save 'West'; so have hateful norns knit our fate-thread.

Who will help poor Floki?

So, since fair is fair. I want to do a girls calendar as well as a guys one.

Any more nominations for the girls? Since I think I only have about four or five so far. And, so I might just put a pic of me on all of the pages that aren't filled.

Oh, and I need a panel to choose them as well. Any volunteers?

[Panel for the guys calendar*]

Okay, so should probably look at actually choosing our 12 hotties.

Most of the nominations can be seen here. But, also includes my nominations of Hale, Dyson and Vex.

List me your top 12 in order of preference and I'll score them all.

[*OOC: Panel consists of Tamsin, Felicia, Kenzi, Caroline, Alison Hendrix, Ginger, Rose Weasley, Kol, Rosemarie and Lilu]