War Is Coming Communications.

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Sloppy sloppy Lawrence

Okay. Who knew Khan was here and that he wasn't really Sherlock? And if you knew, why the hell didn't you tell me? Because of everyone in this town I think I needed to know as soon as other people knew. I've thought I was paranoid from the moment he got here but I was right the whole time. I am...I honestly don't know how I feel right now. Fucking pissed is a good start.

[Jo]

I need to go shoot something to keep from shooting him. Do you have a gun I can borrow and a place I can shoot?

[Kenzi]

I get off work at one. I need to get very drunk and rant for a while. Feel like making sure I don't get alcohol poisoning again?

I have no idea how to care for an otter.

Or most creatures.

[John]

I am sorry, you know
I wish I'd never
I didn't mean for you to

[James Kirk]

I feel it's time you and I saw each other for what we really are, Captain.

Bored.




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( Delivery for Khan )

I feel rather ill. May vanish a few days into my flat, nothing to concern yourselves with.

[Kat]
Raincheck on the escaping.

My apologies. That was fascinating, but decidedly unpleasant.

[Khan]

Thank you.

[John]

I trust you will take nothing the demon said to heart.

You're all so dreadfully dull. Sherlock says so. Well, he was saying so, a week ago, but now he's ...well, he's not available at the moment. But that's okay. He's wrong, you're not boring. You're adorable. <3

Anyone wanna play a game?

Guess how many holes I've put in this body. Get it right, and I'll give you a clue.

Get it wrong, I add more.

>>Sherlock?
>>Please.
>>just


[ooc: sent about ten minutes later-Johns really tired of these messages okay?!]

>>don't be dead.

This fucker blessed a bottle of scotch

I might be dying

EVERYTHING HURTS

In case anyone wished to know, drinking approximately sixteen servings of tea in under three hours is not recommended. Doing so for more than three days consistently, even less so.

Who: Sherlock; demon!
When: Tonight!
Where: Just outside a convenience store.
What: POSSESSION.
Rating: Not high?

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Are we all still having fun?

Apparently the way to get a slightly deranged genius detective off the floor is to quite literally force tea down his throat.

I feel John would be vindicated with this knowledge. Tea literally saves lives.

All that being said, this is where I stand. I'm no good at the fighting, other than the ability to defend myself. But financially, my family is well off. And we should likely start stocking up on supplies. Stock piling food and water, reinforcing the building, having extra holy water and amulets ready at a moment's notice.

I think we all know what's coming is coming soon. We just don't know what to prepare for. But if anyone would like to assist with the organization side of things, I'll gladly take helpers. It's about all I can do

I require your assistance with a thing.

I don't understand this place. I don't comprehend how it works. How is such a thing even possible? Time travel I might be able to buy, but mystic beings? Characters from works of fiction? Completely impossible. Not simply illogical, but impossible. And yet you're all here. And I am

Wait. That won't do

It seems I've been brought here against my will. I'm entirely uncertain as to what's happening, but I'm rather sure it doesn't make any sense. Seems like a wrong that needs putting right, if you ask me.

Is this where I'm meant to make a "took a wrong turn in London" joke? Because I don't much feel like joking at the moment.

Thank God for familiar faces. I'm so glad John is here. The only reason I believe him is because he looks like he's been in the trenches again. He looks like he did when I first met him. But I want to know what happened to him. I know it has to do with Sherlock. And I can tell I won't get answers from him. So please tell me before I do something that might hurt my friend.

[ooc: Also backdated to before Sam's offer.]

I am working on a substance that will create an effect similar to whatever it is the body insists it needs without that particular substance being present in the body as long as it was there at one time and I am fairly close to a breakthrough but I am extremely irritated at the moment and I would greatly appreciate it if someone could house Lestrade elsewhere for the time being, as he keeps knocking over my extremely delicate chemical models and I am fairly sure that if he does it exactly three more times I will be preparing goat for dinner this evening.

[Against Evil]

I have read every single post on the boards. I believe I have a better understanding of things. I assume someone can explain to me the recent events with the missing food and beverages? I think I may have annoyed Joan with my incessant demands for tea.

[Sherlock & the Watsons]

I would like to chat with you. I believe it could be enlightening.