War Is Coming Communications.

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

[Filtered to Bucky Barnes]
How much are y So the next time we see one another on a street, let's not let it end with another bullet in me, if you don't mind.

I'm stealing Elena away on a road trip.  A long one.  We're leaving on Saturday, unless anyone wants to be annoying and need us for something.

[Filtered to Ric]

How's being a non-crazy vampire treating you?

[Filtered to Anastasia]

So, Miss Scarlett.  Is everything all rainbows and unicorns now you've got your man?

[Filtered to Stefan]

How was your holiday, brother.  Where did Beks drag you in the end?

[*OOC: Includes Elena's Friends and Family.  IDK, ok.  He's a big softy really.  So, if you're friendly with either of them, you can see this.]

On a scale of one to terrible parent, how bad is it of me to be encouraging the babies to say "mama" before they say "dada"?!

They're nearly four months old now and they're making noises that might eventually form words. I just want those words to be me before Jacen! That doesn't make me too horrible, right?!

Actually, their first words will probably be Kyp or cat.

They left "don't watch your own damn show" off the tips for survival in Lawrence manual. I'd say I won't be doing that again, but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to help myself.

( tiny spoiler from tonight's agents of shield )

[Probs Spoilers in the comments.]

I have an announcement!

I believe I need no introduction.  Even with all the new people.

Work in science?  Need a job?  Call [this number].



Science not your thing.  Still need a job.  Call [this number].

This is rather amusing. Had to share it. Sorry not sorry?

( Cut for size )

So...some questions. Is college/university attending absolutely necessary? And in that same vein, does one have to know what they want to major in? Because right now the only college class I can think of starting for next year is Russian. And I don't think Superheroing is an allowable major.

SCIENCE PENGUIN!!!!  I mean, it's not a monkey.  Fitz would have loved it if it was a monkey.

Can we up the security even more?  Is it possible?

How about all the magic protection things that people keep talking about?  Spells preventing people who mean any of us harm from coming inside?

I have noticed a fair number of new arrivals, recently, so it seems wise to offer some information, in case it was not already offered. I should have said something sooner. I

There is a facility for the teaching, practicing, and researching of subjects related to magic. It is protected from outside view, the threats of this place, and warded against both those with ill intentions and against accidental magical "spillage". There are further protections in place, as well. It is at [address], and it is open to anyone who meets the parameters - and while some areas are restricted, many areas are accessible by those who do not have access to magic, as well, if you wish to simply learn more about it. If you need a space or supplies for a specific spell, or to teach lessons, or something of that nature, I can make the arrangements for you.

Secondly, given the nature of this place and those who often arrive here, it seems wise to mention that I - and very likely a few others, if they choose to offer - can magically imprint the anti-possession tattoo without causing damage to skin, or any pain. This is ideal for those who cannot be harmed by traditional needles, or are too young to acquire one in that manner by a licensed "tattoo artist" from this world. If you are sensitive to magic, however, I would not advise it.

I know I have a reputation in other worlds, but I
I understand if there is some mistrust, especially from those from my world, but I promise, I am
I have made an effort to be something different, here, and I will not allow that to be taken from m

If there is anything else I can do, I would be happy to be of assistance.

[Jacen]

If you are not particularly busy tomorrow, I would benefit from further assistance. I feel it is nearly restored enough to work on it alone, but I would rather not take the risk of being complacent so soon.

[Friends Filter]

I intend to act as if this has never been an issue. Is that wise? Should I
It is not an issue. It was only a
I am not entirely certain if he was wrong. I thought he was, but now I
I do not know how to f

Is everyone well?

Henry Swan, WHY, exactly, is there a trail of M&Ms leading from Aislinn's room to the bathroom??

 I'm making pancakes and waffles for breakfast.  Who wants some?

Also, Mr Stark has been helping me convert some of the lab into a medbay.  Just in case.

I know that the displaced have the one run by Martha and Simon, but this one's just for us.

If people are willing, I'd like to record everyone's baselines.  You know, blood pressure, heart rate, blood sugar levels etc.  So, that I have a base to compare things to, if anything should happen.

[Filtered to Skye]

How are you settling in?

Coping with the fictional thing alright?

Okay, I have a question. And I'm going to try to keep this as neutral as possible. But I really do want to know what makes the difference in the cases of blatantly obvious double standards you see around here. What makes the hatred of one person over another any better or more accepted somehow? Why can people feel justified in hating one specific individual, but if anything is pushed against another, people are jumping at them for it? It doesn't make sense.

I was going to try and keep it generalized, but it's not working out. So I'll be specific. And, again, try to be neutral, here. But look at it with the various little dramas that are happening now. People are all levels of mad at Ward for his actions on Loki, they're hounding him for it, making him out to be the bad guy. Even though he has legitimate reasons to hate Loki, everyone cries that this Loki hasn't done those things yet, so how dare Ward hold it against him? Except those things have happened for Ward, so how is that even a little fair? To be honest, the only people I don't have issue with taking such offense here in this situation is the family. Because reasons don't mean shit when family comes into play and I know that better than anyone. So yeah, family types, don't go jumping down my throat for this one, yeah?

Meanwhile, Davina is completely justified in her vilification of my brothers for future actions they've committed against her and, more especially in Klaus' case, people don't tell her she's wrong for feeling the way she does at all. They don't tell her she should calm down or try to hound her over threats she's made toward him. Admittedly it was when she first showed up and, far as I know, she hasn't made any active threats since then, but I don't doubt the ones she made day 1 still hold true in her heart today.

So can you lot just explain this? Explain to me why there is such a difference. Why are these situations practically reversed images of each others? Ward has his reasons for what he did, but is barked at and vilified for it despite those reasons, while the little witch Davina can sit around hating on Nik and not be chastised for it. Is it that Loki's been here longer, done more good overall that makes the difference? Is it just that Davina is the sweet, innocent victim? I just really don't get it.

Hot blonde, you could have just asked for a job rather than breaking into my lab to leave me your resume.

Not that I'm not impressed. It just changes my plans for the evening.

[Attention Employees]

You all need to exit the building at 5pm sharp, or you will get locked in for a large portion of the night while Jarvis revamps the security system.

Don't go calling me if you get stuck. I've given you plenty of warning.

Now, I have to say: waking up in a strange place, in a different time with no clue what was going on once was one time too many. This is ridiculous, now, and I'm really hoping I'm not now half way through a hat trick.

Okay, my Internet-fu tells me I'm in Lawrence, Kansas, magically transported by some biblical seal and I'm in a town where I'm a fictional character.

Well, it certainly explains the Mary Sue

Not cool, universe, not cool. Not only do I have things to do, but my week was kind of shitty enough as it was.