War Is Coming Communications.

So...does anyone think the Mikaelsons are going to act on any of those threats they were making? Because...I was just thinking maybe there should be plans, just in case.

[Elena]
Hi. We don't know each other, but we're from the same world. I was in New Orleans with the Old Ones. I'm sorry they've obviously been so terrible to you for so long. I know the feeling. I was a pawn in a lot of different little games they were playing back home. I just wanted to say I'm sorry you have to deal with that and...at least you know you're not alone here.

I need your help.

I don't know what to
I'm so over
What the hell is wrong with

Elena's back. But she doesn't remember.

Why the hell does this keep happening?

Well, this is all rather fascinating isn't it?

As my friend said, we've just found ourselves here, and some of you lovely people have been good enough to explain some of the idiosyncracies of this place.

I just wanted to say thank you, and introduce myself.  I'm Jemma Simmons.Agent of SHIELD. Don't be silly, Jemma. They probably don't know what SHIELD is.

And here I was, hoping that the majority of my work from now on would be delivering more babies. I think I speak for all the medical types here when I say to all you hunters, please be careful if you're going out and trying to find this Purgatory thing. Just because we're here to patch you up, doesn't mean you can be reckless, okay?

[FILTERED TO SIMON TAM]

Hey. I saw about Wash. How are you?

[FILTERED TO JACK HARKNESS]

You. I know you and I know you're not feeling totally okay. I'm guessing Becker's going to do more hunts, but what about you? And don't try to brush me off, Captain, I know you too well.

Looks like the TARDIS has been moving things around again.  Luckily, this means the swimming pool is no longer in the library.  But, does mean all of your rooms have moved around.  So, you might have to do some exploring.

Also, I've got a project set up in my lab.  Probably best if no one goes in there.  Just in case.  Not that I know exactly where it is anymore.....I'm sure it'll be fine.

[Rose and Jenny]

How was the werewolf hunt?
Are you both okay?
Did either of you get hurt

Would you like to go to see Maleficent with me?

[Martha]

>> So I say contractions, you say...?

[Molly]

>> I'm not sure
>> But I'm pretty sure I'm in labour
>> In case you were interested!

[John]

>> I don't even know if you care but
>> Just in case you wanted to
>> Telling you is probably the right thing to
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[Kon] 

Be honest with me now because I'll find out if you lie.

Are you eating, is it staying down, and will you allow Claire and Martha or John to come see you and check up on you? This isn't me saying you should feel better, but I'm worried is all.

[Lois and Clark]

I've asked that Kon allow himself to be seen by Claire and Martha or John. if he refuses you can force the issue as his next of kin. All I want to do is ensure he's eating and more importantly digesting what he eats. The rest, the grief, it will take time and further help but you have to at least see my worry.

[Martha, Claire, John Watson]

Should it come to it which I believe it has would you be willing to at least physically assess Kon. Its been weeks if not more since he's eaten properly and I want to ensure its not affecting his physical health. He has a much faster metabolism, needs more energy, needs to eat more. You see where I'm going with this

[Filtered to TARDIS Residents]

I have stocked up on bananas for the Ball.  There's enough for everyone.

You know what one of the best things about Earth at this time of year is?  Creme Eggs!

I'm going to pop to England to get some.  Anyone else want some?

There is a new resident on the TARDIS.  His name is K-9.

Don't break him.

So, how mortified do I need to be about tiny me?

[FILTERED TO TONY DINOZZO]

I am so sorry that kid me was so bossy about the tea! You were surprisingly awesome with me though, thanks.

[FILTERED TO THE DOCTOR]

Sorry little me bolted?!

[FILTERED TO KENZI]

Thank you, to teen you and older you. You were pretty awesome to a suspicious kid.

[Filtered to Martha Jones]

Hey Kid.

Don't know if you remember running in to me on the TARDIS. It's a weird place, isn't it? Anyway, just checking in to see if you have everything you need. Growing up again any time now would be fine, by the way. My name's Tony. Tony DiNozzo.

Damn it!  Martha ran off.  She seemed to trust me, I took her to the park.  Then she ran off.  Has anyone seen her?  I'm worried.


[Martha Jones]

Martha?  Are you ok?  I just want to know that you're safe.

Okay all of you are being way too trusting.

I get kidnapped wayyy too much so here's some stuff I learned.

1. They will say they know your parents. They probably know of them, probably know all their names and stuff because hey THEY KIDNAPPED YOU
2. They will be super nice and offer you cake and whatever you like to eat cause they wanna keep you happy while THEY KIDNAP YOU.
3. Basically unless you actually know them, cause okay grown up Tahiri happened and I can sense in the Force its her even if there's some weird stuff I don't know what it means, its her.
4. Make them tell you something only your Mom or Dad would know. Unless they're mindreaders. That's a thing that can happen.
5. I can totally help and so can Tahiri cause we're Jedi Knights. Well Padawan, and she's suuper pregnant with some kriffing sleemos kids and not Anakins but whatever

Kidnapping is il legal

and if anyone has hurt my brother or sister I will hit them

And not even feel bad about it.

So there.

Now ordinarily I'd blame Sherlock for this. It seems a Sherlock sort of thing to do. But I'd guess that isn't really possible right now. Unless you've done this to get back at Sherlock or to get his attention and come on, now, we all know I'm not that useful in that game. Though he did

Could be a Mycroft thing. I didn't think I'd pissed him off that much, though, and I KNOW you know using me won't bother him any.

So fess up. Who's the kidnapper? And what's with the others? You have time, I'll wait. Just having some tea and a scone. Weak American tea and this thing that passes for a scone, but I digress.

Rose?  Is this why you mentioned fan girls the other day?



[Jack]
How's Becker doing?

I think I've finally finished cataloging the medical equipment that survived the explosion.

[Filtered to Watson]

I didn't say it earlier, but congrats on the job.

[Filtered to Jack]

You're tense. I can tell.

[Filtered to Tony]

Want to go out somewhere? For a little while?

[Martha]

You don't always have to leave my dinner outside the room, you know.

[Lois]

Still interested in that tea?