Aw now ain't this a pretty conveniant little way to get to know you all. Here I was going to get all questiony about winding up in Kansas! But I been weirder places, and it aint so bad even though the whole clicky shoes trick was a crock.
Names Harley, Some people'd say I'm crazy. And psychologicly, yeah maybe, I mean wanted in twelve states does put a bit of a smudge on my reputation, and they took my qualifications away, but crazy's a real broad term and they say I'm doing loads better.
So, Hi, I guess.