War Is Coming Communications.

[ooc: Pretend this came a little sooner.]
Two questions. Where's the best coffee in Lawrence? Also, who can point me in the direction of newspapers or periodicals from 1981 onward?

Um...hello? I...don't know where I am or what's going on. Can someone help? Mercy? Daddy? Somebody, please...

For the record. If anyone at all suggests I offer Death a game of Chess because of some dammed movie where it worked, I officially quit this apocalypse.

I'm good. Actually I'm the best there is. But even I don't play those stakes.

Also we're not saccrificing anyone. Believe me I get the whole dying for the cause thing and I know the future we face if Lucifer wins. I've seen that future and no one wants that. But we're better than they are. Lets try and remember that okay?

[Filtered to any man who has successfully wooed a woman... except Lucifer. Who probably has managed that at least once BUT WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR HIS ADVICE, OKAY?!]

I am taking my girlfriend out on our first official, proper date.

It has to be good. And I mean actually good.

I'm from Dublin, and lived in the UK. To us a proper date is a pack of Doritos and a pint down the pub. I'm figuring I need to be far more impressive.

Someone give me some advice here, how do I take her on a date worthy of how amazing she is?

Seriously, I'm just gonna say it, if you're that upset the booze is gone. You might have some other issues you wanna get looked at.

Though I did see a hobo drinking fruit juice today. I for one hope the stuff never comes back

Way to highlight the addictive personalities of Lawrence, Seal.

Am I the only one finding this hilarious?

[Filtered to Freddie]

Not that you'll like it but I'm going to spend the next couple of nights over at John's. I'm not far if you need me.

Also, for the record, we're contributing to that fund. For the kids. Not like we need it for anyth

[Filtered to John]

I'm coming over. I'm armed with tea, biscuits, and doggie treats. Good luck getting rid of me.

I've gotten the last of my test results in.

I'm not really sure how you'll take this, to be honest.

So, killing sprees, general economic failure and a political mess. But what do the press run with?

I did not punch the guy, I shoved him, and he was asking for it so really I should get a freaking medal.

Emotional distress my ass

[Dr Tam]

So, can I ask you a medical thing?

Advice I guess I mean?

We're out of wine again.

And there's no hard liquor in this flat. Seriously, how do we manage to have a place with no alcohol? The hell are we, Canadian??

So from what I can work out other me was basically a cross between my mothers various boyfriends. 

Interesting to know.

[Florence]

Screw the title, I'll win it with you pregnant if it comes to it.

We try. Pretty much from tonight if you're good with that. I've held back something you deserved from you for too damn long

My god woman what the hell is this?

I'm meant to be in some pissant country in Eastern Europe, hey, maybe your pissant country in Eastern Europe, do you actually keep track of these things or just fawn over my opponents?

Time is money Vassy

Next week in London. Qualifiers

Just this to get through and we're set for Chennai. Wherever the hell that is? Never matters where.

You ready Florence?

[Ron]

You want a game or two before I go? 

You still play chess, right?

[OOC: Im about a week or so late for the actual qualifiers but yknow net fail and whatnot :D I'm counting it]

Europe is weird.

They say tip if you want to. Which is either guilt tripping into actually tipping more than you would or they hate their wait staff.

Some of them even have this weird commie tip jar that they share out at the end of the day.

When did the Commies get Paris?

So, this time last year wife?

This place really has its moments doesn't it? I say dinner for two, whereever the hell you want and I'll put the board away till Monday.

For the record....that was not football.

I'm really rubbish at this demon thing. Just so we're all aware.

Also. Question. We're protected with the amulet because we're wearing the symbol on us. Would it work if it was on our clothing? I mean... I'm not saying get little demon-protected hooded sweatshirts or anything but... That kind of is what I'm saying. Is it possible?

[Filtered to Freddie]

I have a proposal. And you're not going to like it. And I love you?

[Filtered to Hermione]

Settling in all right, love? Need anything?

Have to give it to the wife. She put on a proper Thanksgiving and didn't abuse the letter U once all evening.

Everyone else have a good day?