War Is Coming Communications.

So, you’re all still here then?  Even after defeating my brothers.  Interesting.

 I believe that some of you have decided to have relationships with some of my younger siblings.  I want a word.  Especially with you, Mikaelson.

 And as for you, Crowley.  I’ll deal with you later.

[Anna and Castiel]

How you doing, kids?

This is messy. I know. Believe me. Heaven and Hell always is.

But you think about your angel choice. Think about what you'd be asking them to take on, think of their weaknesses, flaws, links to humanity if they have them. And please think about helping, even if you don't like the demons, just realise, there are worse, ones that would wipe you all out for the hell of it. Ones that if they got the power of purgetory unchecked they probably could, dooming invincible doombot of doom or not.

Actually would be easier to choose if we had more options that some dude in heaven Cas won't own up to knowing but whatever.


[Sam, Dean, Bobby]

Full disclosure. I had no idea Crowley was planning this. Truth be told, Purgetory terrifies me as a concept. Its the source of power most demons didn't believe existed, and those that did...well, put it this way, even Azazel wasn't willing to risk it.

But maybe, given the freaking archangel and distinct lack of the archangel of douchey life lessons, maybe its the only shot we have. 

Also. I'm taking Katherine Pierce hunting a shifter. She deserves a shot same as I got. Even if she is a leech dating a superleech

So, I have agreed to make a Mine Turtle for Lee and Lexi.  But, I need some things.

Could someone point me in the direction of the nearest army base?  And potentially the nearest pharmaceutical labs?

[Lee and Lexi]

I have drawn up plans.  Do you want to see them?  I can bring them to the bar.

[Sam and Dean]

It seems it's about to get big again.

[Peter]

We need to talk.

[Kenzi]

Remember what you told me? About the fight?

[Much]

Did you like what I made?

So. There's a thing. It's a big thing. It's not just one civil war, it's two. There are two civil wars. One in Hell and one in Heaven. Why should you all care, I hear you ask? Well, I'm glad you did, because if the wrong people win, then we get to have Apocalypse: The Sequel. There are still a lot of demon loyalists who want to kill murder death me. And over in the Heaven side of things, we have the fourth of the archangels, Raphael. He's like a mini Michael and wants to free Michael and make that a thing again.

I have a plan. It is a flawless plan, and one I am willing to share with an angel of your choice. Who wants to help?

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: if you don't think that THIS is the sexiest bag you've ever seen, you are D E A D T O M E. Wear it on your hip! SLAP THAT SMOLDERING HUNK OF FINELY CRAFTED LEATHER ON YOU LIKE A GUN HOLSTER! Gonna go classic? SURE, BITCHES, WHY NOT?

Want. Need. Must have immediately.

NGHHHHHHHHHGHHNGHHHHHHHHHH.

(Filtered to Bo Dennis)
Is there something you want to tell me?

ugh for future reference I ain't a gorram chew toy.

i dont enjoy being stolen from when im attempting to help someone. i wont have people i cant trust in my kitchen.

Does anyone have any tips on how to be nice to the person who murdered you? Cause all I want to do is wring her scrawny little neck. Even if I like who I am and all. It doesn't change the fact that she smothered me to death with a pillow knowing I'd think my best friend did it and then later manipulated me to do what she wanted before I stopped that from containing.

But Elijah loves her.

And so I should probably stop thinking up ways to make her suffer.

So tips?

Tahiri, I'm terribly sorry I'm going to miss the baby shower, but I think I have a fairly good reason.

( My beautiful daughter! )

Meet little Ava Rose Watson. She's perfectly healthy and obviously I'm feeling well enough to post.

Not exactly how I planned to start this adventure but I couldn't be happier. Well I could be but

So, a biblical seal thing brought us all here.  Why?

Joinin Becker on a hunt in Portland in the AM at some point. Not sure what it is yet but guess that's what we're for. Try not to miss me too much.

Got five hunts that need taken.

1. Vampire nest in Michigan--Kol
2. Werewolves in Maryland
3. Ghoul or two in Florida
4. Haunting in Chicago--Castiel
5. Ain't sure what it is in Portland--Becker

Any takers?

Well, walking around the block proved to be a bit more complicated than I initially expected.

Who else lives on Lake Alvamar Drive?

Days like this I miss mom and dad.

Do you know of any hunts going?

Oi!  Noble Original!

Thank you everyone who came to the beach.  I had lots of fun.

Sorry if I freaked anyone out with my tail.  But, I thought you all knew.  Also, I really don't understand how you can swim with legs.

I think I might have seriously hurt Bo's feelings by not wanting to be a unicorn. Now she's insisting I be a pirate.

ive made a few more decisions on who i want in my kitchen. maybe you can come meet them next week with me? and ive come up with sample menu if you want to see it.

[cas]
[list of menu items from robins kitchen by section of dessert, entree, appetizer etc.]
pick one from each section and ill want to test them if you are still interested.