War Is Coming Communications.

Seriously?

[[About 15/20 minutes after this]]

Family/Force users
I’m not badly hurt. I just ran into trouble on a hunt. …that I didn’t tell anyone I was on I’m sorry about what I let leak into the Force.
What are the chances no one is going to yell at me or ask questions?
And the hunt also explains the emotional stuff? I just get very emotional about hunts?
Kark it if I didn’t think I’d be the cause of force lightning destroying half the town I wouldn’t even explain but

Kon
You think you can come pick me up in El Dorado, Kansas? [coordinates]? Maybe pretty fast? I think I’m concussed and I definitely twisted my ankle.

Okay. So, kind of a weird question probably, but what are you supposed to do with a three week old? Seriously dealing with mobsters and their damn tie you to a chair so they can threaten you with a gun is easier to figure out how to handle than this.

I’ve gotten that I can’t put her down because that results in her making this awful crying sound that reminds me of the noise I made when Krypto ate my boots. But she’s not hungry because I just fed her and no diapers are needing to be changed so...how do I entertain her? Do I need to entertain her? Those plans of having tea parties and shopping extravaganzas can't happen for a few more years and I can't just insta-four year old her because I think Emma would kill me. Plus not a magician.

What the hell do you do with babies?

I'd like a hunt, if you have any coming up.

Blue? Syn? ...Mom? I can't feel th KRAYT! Doesn’t matter what primitive piece of kane a bar you sleemos dump me on, it won’t stop me from killing every last one of you! You reading this, Krayt? How many of your Sith’d I kill at the temple? Dozens? Hundreds?! I’ll kill ‘em all. I’ll kill them all and then I’m coming for you, and this time I'll make damn sure you're dead for good, you miserable piece of dung!

(OOC: Yes, Forcies, the word of the day is RAGESPIKE.)

You know Dad, you probably thought that cartoon you posted at Uncle Luke the other week was really funny, but now I'm staring at this bauble and thinking about how adorable a baby rancor would be...

Also, I think I have officially decided on Christmas as my favorite earth holiday. You have an excuse to shop constantly and they make seasonal coffee. It's a holiday that produces special kinds of coffee drinks! Starbucks has this two for one deal going on right now, which I think you're supposed to share with a friend, but, you know, hah, no.

No, not again, I'm done with
This is
I was de
I'll win, this time. I'll

Hello? Can anyone tell me what's going on? I don't know where I am or how I got here and I'm kind of freaking out a little bit?

Going out! Got a hot date with a DJ who likes playing Ke$ha and Gaga as much as I like dancing to them. It's a Saturday night and I am not sitting around feeling horrible wondering why I wishing I could hate being bored. There's too many pretty boys in this city not to see who's buying me what tonight!

Open invitation, anyone who wants can come with, but I would suggest you look FABULOUS!

Well, apparently all you have to do is die be out of the loop for a while and the universe works things out. My acceptance letter to the KSU honors program was in my mailbox when I checked it this morning.

Kon
So I
Are you happy about this or
...are you even speaking to me in more than one syllable?
Never mind

Jaina
I want to go on a hunt
You'd go on a hunt to get over this, wouldn't you?
Except I keep feeling the claws and that breath on my face and then
Kark

Kark I
I don't think I've ever been so cold what is thi
...was I de
Oh no, how long was
Well, it doesn't seem like anything's been blown up
I'm so sorry, I

Well, hello, I'm not sure exactly how to phrase this kind of post.

I suppose I'm not so easy to get rid of.

Kon and Jaina
Are you all right? You feel all right, mostly, I remember you being all right I think but...you're fine? You got out?

I know people have things on their minds much weightier than this seems, but I hate this newest wish reversal, I really do. When I adopted my dog, Daisy, she'd been rescued from a dog fighting ring and was blind in one eye, had a back leg that had been amputated, and a bunch of scars. I used my wish to heal her and so now... it's just awful, having her follow me around the apartment crying because she can't understand what's happening and why I can't fix it or where Krypto is. I can accept this seal taking its spasms of whatever this is out on me, but my dog never did anything to anyone.

Kon
Stay at my place tonight? We should stick together right now.

Family minus Anakin and plus Tahiri
Everyone's all right? Staying safe? I've been waiting to talk to him, there's only so much unfamiliar anyone can handle at once and if he doesn't remember this place or us...

Its actually not that difficult to fight when people actually work as a team as opposed to a bickering mass.

Still nothing close to being considered an army but, progress

[Tenel Ka]

How do I tell my brother I
I haven't even been able to tell you the extent of
Tenel Ka...

Well this has gotten more complicated. Any advice on how to proceed my love?

[Tahiri]

Whereever you are, whatever you are doing. You will come to me now. Consider it an order.

And before you talk to him. There is much we have to discuss.

[Family Filter sans Anakin]

So, any advice on how to break it to him?

I picked up a gun tonight
I almost shot s
I can't

I hate looters. Really, taking advantage of people while they're down is just low.

Since we have a credible threat once again, patrols, every hour. Leaving and returning back to the complex.

If anyone doesn't 'play well with others' I don't want to hear it. Understood.


[Tenel Ka & Allana]

Be ready and keep safe. If you must patrol then fine, but nothing stupidly heroic, alright.

[Jaina & Mara]

The hunt will keep. Get back here

[Tahiri]

Are you prepared to fight Tahiri? Can you? If you can't, tell me now.

Any hunts I can take on, this week? Really don't care what it is, at this point.

[Jacen]

I'm not
You're probably going to like me even less, but I
I don't

[Allana]

You guys hanging in there okay? Need anything?

[Aunt Mara]

Want to come on a hunt with m
What are your thoughts on skipping the holiday and heading out to
I'm sorry I've been so

[Uncle Luke]

How do I
I don't w
When she was gone, did you ever stop feeling the absence?



[ooc: blank filtered posts can be blankposts or completely unsent, UP TO YOU!]

I need to know who shot Lois. Did anyone find the bullet?

I want to live in my shower for a week. Camp showers are gross.

You know, it was actually an embarrassingly long time before I realized that Bobby's "stealth exercise" this morning was just "the quiet game" for the over eighteen crowd, which we played for half an hour while he "took notes on our progress" aka played Sudoku. I have not been duped this badly since I was seven and my grandfather convinced me that if I was completely silent and held very still in bed I would get to meet the bed bugs that lived in beds housed on spaceships. In my defense, I really, really wanted to meet new bugs, which predisposed me to believe him.

On the plus side actual hunting classes are going much better than realizing-when-Bobby-wants-us-to-shut-up exercises.

What is this? Where am I? Return me now, or you will regret it. I must face the mistakes I've made and pay the price Krel os'a hmi va ta

[ooc: no exact translation, but a general exclamation of defiance against unknown odds]

I've never seen so many veins on a real person before, I thought that sort of thing only happened with angry cartoon characters. I really don't think Bobby likes me but it wasn't even my fault all the guns exploded.