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Someone actually had the audacity to try and steal a pair of limited edition persian rose lululemon wunder under pants from me. They were in my hands! I was holding them! And she came right up to me and tried to snatch them away! I stood outside in the freezing cold for three hours because I knew that they were going to sell out and this three rows behind, end of the line, sleazy, no good tramp thought she could just jump in and swipe the LAST EFFING PAIR of LIMITED EDITION PERSIAN ROSE LULULEMON WUNDER UNDER PANTS from ME.
Suffice to say, I cannot be held accountable for the events that followed.