I know where we are! We're in the Doctor Who verse.
Be very very careful. They're coming. The angels are coming for you.
But listen. Your life could very well depend on this. Don't Blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't turn away. And don't blink.
By which I mean the angel statues. They're not statues. They're quantum locked. Which means that when they're looked at by any living thing they turn to stone. But, when you blink, or look away....