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Susan the Gentle, Queen of Narnia (susanthequeen) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-06-13 22:45:00

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gregory house, josh levison, marian locksley, morgana, robin hood, susan the gentle, sydney bristow

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Greetings fair strangers

I will be brief, as I can clearly see that the custom of this land runs to short tales only. Having recently arrived in this country, and having secured the necessities of life in the form of food and lodging, I have turned to this strange device to ascertain the nature of the land in which I find myself.

Of your courtesy, I have two questions to put to you. The first, if I may be so bold: am I correct in thinking that my own situation is not unique in this land? That you are accustomed to visitors drawn here by fate?

The second is this: having read of the dangers that attend you in this place, and having in myself some skill with a bow, I would know if there is some way to procure such a thing, for truly, it is well to be prepared.

I await your replies with hope and trepidation.

Susan~~, by the grace of Aslan,~~

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feelingwolfie
2013-06-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)

~~Well, don't we all look like peasants now!~~
~~Oh, hi?~~

To answer your question, no, you're definitely not unique. I mean, you're probably unique, not quite like anyone else, but that's more a personal thing and not a situational thing. It's sort of a thing. An Apocalyptic thing. You sound like you're from a different world, probably, or at least a different time. Do you know of the Christian Bible at all?

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	susanthequeen 2013-06-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
	My childhood was spent in a land much like this, but it has been long and indeed very long since last I saw such things. And I fear it was not entirely the same, so this must be a third world yet. It is strange, but I must trust that everything occurs for a reason. The Bible? I do recall... I fear my memory of my childhood is hazy. Do you speak of a holy book? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

feelingwolfie
2013-06-14 02:35 am UTC (link)

~~You sound like~~
~~I can't help but think~~

It could be. There are lots of different worlds apparently, these things just kinda happen. Or it could be your world in a different time. I mean, it's probably still a different world, I feel like most of us came from different ones, but same planet, similar world, different times.

Yeah, it's considered a holy book. The final book of it, Revelations, talks of an Apocalypse. Lucifer, Satan, the Devil, whichever you prefer. He's kind of a jerk and the reason you have to filter against evil. He wants to use his demon race to wipe out the whole of humanity. Which is stupid, I know, but there you have it. And you, along with most of the people you'll meet here, were brought here to attempt to fight that final battle against him and, hopefully, win.

So...wow, that was long, sorry! Hi, I'm Josh Levison, nice to meet you, Susan.

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susanthequeen
2013-06-14 03:08 am UTC (link)

I was born in London, and the planet was called Earth. But I had never heard of a country called Kansas, nor of devices such as this, nor of much that I have seen. I am somewhere new and strange.

It is odd that I would be brought here, as I am no warrior. I have the heart to defend myself, that is all.

I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Would I call you Josh?

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feelingwolfie
2013-06-14 04:09 am UTC (link)

Kansas is a state in the United States. Not its own country. And these devices may be a bit futuristic for you. You'll pick them up quickly enough.

~~Oh, I have the feeling~~ Neither am I, believe me. Neither are a lot of people here. Apparently the Seal thing decided you'd be good somewhere. Maybe not as a physical fighter, maybe somewhere else. We'll see, I guess?

Yeah, that'd be best.

	hiddenmagic 2013-06-14 01:52 am UTC (link)
	This post may be of help to you, then. Also, there is a complex with free lodging for those who are displaced here. Robin or Marian would be a good place to start in terms of finding yourself a bow, though I know that Clint and Allison both are proficient in archery as well. I'm Morgana, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happyinmymisery 2013-06-14 02:14 am UTC (link)
	You must be the absolute most resourceful person on the planet to manage all of that before even speaking to anyone that actually knows the reality of the situation. Either that or you're a very good thief. Come on...honesty is the best policy, afterall. Fess up. You're a conartist, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robinofthehood 2013-06-14 04:22 am UTC (link)
	My name's Robin. You don't need to give me anything in return. They're on Tuesday nights. You're welcome to come along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)