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Tweak says, "Where's my gun?"

G. M. Dark (illustratedman) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-02 18:51:00

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amy peterson, chloe sullivan, katniss everdeen, mr. dark, peeta mellark, peter vincent

Why, hello lovely people! I am in dire need of a printing press. Where might I find one?

[ooc: following suit, Mr. Dark wished for and was granted his carnival, sans its freaks. He will be looking for people to work there, recruiting has begun! The carnival has appeared on the edge of town.]

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	tindernest 2012-07-03 01:59 am UTC (link)
	I think people here generally just print things out with a computer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. But you see, I wish to print many forms and not just single sheets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ripefruit 2012-07-03 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Kinko's might be able to help you out with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Pardon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ripefruit 2012-07-03 02:48 am UTC (link)
	It's like one of the others said below. Kinko's is probably the best way to go if you want to print out a lot of the same thing. Pamphlets, fliers, things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I see. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Amy smokingmagician 2012-07-03 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Amy, love, you might want to avoid talking to this guy. I'm still looking into it, but if he is who I'm thinking he is, then he's very bad news. As in Jerry levels of bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peter ripefruit 2012-07-03 03:33 am UTC (link)
	What's his story? Is he a vampire, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amy smokingmagician 2012-07-03 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Not a vampire, no. But bad news just the same. It's been years since I read that book, but I recognize the name, and I'm not the only one who has. Just be careful. Don't trust him, avoid him entirely if you can. And DO NOT under any circumstances agree to meet him in person. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tindernest 2012-07-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Like they said, there's places that do that. I looked at them when I was trying to write one of those resume things you need to get a job here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Ah, well. I'm terribly unfamiliar with the process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-03 02:47 am UTC (link)
	[address] go there with one flyer or whatever paper you have and you can pay them to make more in a second, much faster than a printing press. Not very expensive either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:52 am UTC (link)
	The art of the press is dead, then? For shame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-03 10:50 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know it was an "art." Back home the only people who used one did it because they couldn't get to technology. Well, if you want to make art or something you can probably find one. If you want to make a lot of fliers quickly you use this. What do you need it for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	To print flyers, of course! I present to you, Cooger and Dark's Pandemonium Shadow Show! Coming to a town near you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-03 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	What's a shadow show? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's a carnival, my dear! A carnival of such delicious fun! Cotton candy, music, freaks. And the rides! Why, I think you would enjoy the rides! There's a mirror maze, and a ferris wheel, and.. why, there's even a carousel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-04 03:11 am UTC (link)
	...freaks? What do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-04 04:25 am UTC (link)
	The show, my dear! The people that make the attractions! The most beautiful woman in the world, the fattest man alive, and the werewolf! Come one, come all! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-04 04:46 am UTC (link)
	~~You use people as attractions~~ It sounds exciting. What kinds of rides are there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-04 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Why yes, it's the most exciting season of the year. The ferris wheel, a carousel, the mirror maze, a haunted house, roller coasters, swings! All sort of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tindernest 2012-07-04 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Maybe I'll come and see it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-04 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Please do! Tell all your friends. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-04 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Don't, Katniss. Something's off about this man. Don't go and don't let Prim, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peeta tindernest 2012-07-04 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Okay, we won't go near him. What do you mean "off"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-04 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I don't know...the way he talks to River sets off my defenses. That man Harry private messaged me once about it...he feels it, too. Can't quite put our fingers on it, but there's something not right... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peeta tindernest 2012-07-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	That's good enough for me to keep Prim away from him. Do you think he's up to something though? That he might hurt someone? Maybe I can find out more if I play along. I mean, we're hunting and signing up for armies aren't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Maybe? Be careful, if you do, is all I ask. Just don't go meet him ~~without me~~. Whatever else you do...just don't do that. Okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peeta tindernest 2012-07-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I'd tell you first. He seems to want people to come to this carnival though. If something's going on I bet it's there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-04 04:29 am UTC (link)
	~~I wish you wouldn't, Katniss, I get the feeling that's your way of saying~~ He's been talking about it since I met him...I'd have to agree with you. If you go, I go. Promise me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peeta tindernest 2012-07-04 04:55 am UTC (link)
	It would work better if you didn't. He already knows you're suspicious...but okay. ~~Drugging you probably only works once~~ I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-05 12:40 am UTC (link)
	He's told me I'm not invited, already. When I told him River and I weren't interested. You can't go by yourself, though. If not me, then Cindy. Someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peeta tindernest 2012-07-05 02:06 am UTC (link)
	~~I can't?~~ I'm sure someone else will want to help. I'd almost rather go alone than have a stranger watching my back, so hopefully Cindy will be up for it. Maybe Oliver if she's not. We might be getting paranoid about nothing anyway. ~~Even if he does use people as attractions~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Katniss peetanotpita 2012-07-05 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I just can't...I really can't stand the idea of you going alone...the guy really rubs me the wrong way. ~~I'm afraid for you~~ Katniss, he just said he uses people for attractions and he calls them "freaks." ...where is he getting them from? That's what worries me. ~~Especially since he was so interested in River~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	watch_tower 2012-07-03 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Have you tried a kinko's? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:44 am UTC (link)
	A what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watch_tower 2012-07-03 02:46 am UTC (link)
	It's a store. They specialize on printing materials, banners, posters and stuff like that. They are owned by FedEx? I think they would be able to help if you have a digital file you wanna print. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Well, no. I've designed the ad myself! I have it drawn up, here on this very hard copy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	watch_tower 2012-07-03 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Well I'm sure they have scanners too! That way the quality will be better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illustratedman 2012-07-03 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I see. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)