1. To earn the utter apathy toward being locked up? People suck as a general rule. Last night? Not sure. The report says I cracked two of the guy's right ribs, stabbed him through the hand with a fork, and put his face through a table. Can't really say whether that did or didn't happen but I do remember the guy was in there for over an hour hassling the bartender, trying to get other people to cover his tab, and generally being a dick. So yeah, the report's probably right. 2. Yep. I think most people here call it "facetwins" or something. I keep a beard so that it's easier for people to tell the difference. Plus fuck shaving. Too much work.