[Filtered against baddies and kids] How did one beer turn into 5...7...10? A lot of Jaegerbombs andI don't even remember what happened afterI should really be concerned that my name is actually carved into the wall down at the drunk tank. Fun fact: When waking up in the drunk tank, the first words out of one's mouth really shouldn't be, "Hey, who forgot the mint on my pillow?" Apparently when cops hear it, they think you mean, "Hey, I really want to stay here all day, can you forget to come check on me until 8:30 in the fucking night?". This has been your Educational Minute With Dan Ketch. At least the mechanic was too freaked about me knowing he beats his wife to press charges for the busted facSpeaking of which. I think Ghost Rider needs to make a house call.
[Filtered to Pete Dunham] So how much of last night do you remember? Also, please tell me you know where my other shoe is.