War Is Coming Communications.

It's been a long time since I had an actual bed to sleep in. And hot running water and cheeseburgers instead of squirrel or snake or something. And television. I almost forgot what it was like.

So, I think I'm pretty much up to speed on this place now. Although, I get the feeling the comings and goings are going to be really confusing.

[Filtered to Lois]

You know anywhere I can set up Watchtower, Lois?

[Filtered to Bobby Singer]

Hey, I never said thanks for helping me when I arrived. So, thank you.

Also, I was wondering. What criteria do you use when finding hunts? I can probably set up an algorithm which can search the internet, police, FBI and Military databases to narrow down the search and make it faster. If you think that could help.

[Filtered to Thea Queen]

Hey! So, figured different universes and all, but some similar people. Might be nice to talk about the differences some more. And, I miss Ollie, and I don't know if I

Do you fancy a coffee?

I just got a hug.. from some naked guy I never saw before. What the hell?? Now granted, it's not quite as awkward as seeing Voldemort hug my dad in that movie. But still. It's a bit weird. I should clean up again, hope I didn't catch anything

[Regina]
But, weirdness aside. Please let me know if I can help with anything at all and I'll be there. Ginny offered to let me live with her when she returns but I can visit anytime you'd want me to, not much plans these days for the week. I hate the Seal a lot now too.

Well.. that was awkward. Naked man giving hugs, I'm sure there's a law about such things in this society. I don't even know how he got in. And he kinda felt funny, not in physical sense but something el I didn't see any cameras either. Though why there'd be a reality show about random stranger hugs, I have no idea. This clearly wasn't that.

I need to go distract myself. I'm wondering if that Carpe Noctum club is still around. I'd heard it's owner was sent home, so.. maybe not. Which would be a shame, I really like that club So maybe I'll go do practice with one of four things. Shooting range, archery, gymnastics, or kickboxing drills. But then I have a whole day open, so maybe I'll manage to do all of the above before lunchtime.

Well, Kansas people certainly are a friendly bunch, aren't they?

Can the hug-agram sending asshole please stand up? Because I'd really like to thank you personally for sending me a driveby naked man-baby. That's awesome. Totally.

You know what else is Like Totally Awesome? Sending hug-agrams to the house with the hungry angry monster baby. Because I really didn't need to spend another hour getting her back to sleep after the terrible hugging invader woke her up. There's no point at which singing There's No Cats In America and rocking a grumpy five month old gets even a little bit tiresome. I'm going to be sending you both our therapy bills after this, buddy.

Donations of coffee and earplugs gratefully accepted.


[Cami & Marcel]
I'm sorry. She'll tire herself out eventually. But something about that guy has her creeped out.

Plus side, she's going to have a hell of a pair of lungs when she's old enough to sing rather than just howl.

[Stefan]

I think it's about time that we get to know each other better.

I suppose a number of us have been attacked by random naked men giving hugs? Rather awkward.

Delivered to Hal Yorke

-a six pack of beer
-a nifty revolver
-pie that's shaped as a heart

No note. Yet.

Rose has gone. Again.

[Hayley & Marcel]

Do either of you know Kenzi?

I think Rebekah's gone again.

[Allison]

I can't stop thinking about this guy, and I don't even know who he is. He's good looking, longer hair than I normally like on a guy, but he just wont get out of my head. Like at all.

Is there some directory of the displaced or something somewhere? I need to find this guy now

I have a craving for Star Wars... Which is actually very weird for me. I think I've only ever seen one of them once, and that was under protest.

Caroline
You know that guy, Jacen?

Jemma's amazing! Like seriously she just explains stuff in the medbay and they make sense. Perfect sense. Doesn't everyone think so!

I sincerely hope that doesn't become a regular occurrence.

Well, that was weird.

Hey!

I really enjoyed last night
I'd like to get to
Last night was fun. Want to get another drink sometime?

Hey. I'm Elena. We spoke before. Do you remember me?

So, my friend Caroline mentioned that you have two adorable children and I wondered if you needed any kind of help. I mean, I've babysat for Ruby before and, apparently, I'm good with kids so...

I just hope you're getting some time for you, you know?

So, yeah...