Seriously, why is everyone so down. Its a Friday night and no one is out getting wankered with me. Which means, basically, you're losers.
If you're not a loser be in Purgatory in an hour.
FYI Gingeyginge. I want to open myself a club now I'm all established and shit. It'll be different to yours don't worry. More um...specialised.
Now come and have a drink with me if you're working.
Not okay with it.
Not standing in your way or whatever but, well, you know why. So that's a thing
Come clubbing, you can have some chi if you're a particularly bad girl
I'm kinda hoping you've got a stellar distract Damon and get him out of the house plan.
I'm sorry about Rebekah. It's one thing for her to not like you but this constant attacking needs to stop. And you shouldn't have to deal with it. I'll try to talk to her about it but I don't know if it'll do any good.
You're not a horrible person. She's wrong about that.
>> I got all jealous girlfriend last night, didn't I?
Lets try this again while I'm not bleeding or sure that I'm hallucinating.
I'm Melissa, I'm a nurse, and I'm used to working. How do I get going on doing that here? I'm going to guess my nursing license didn't magically follow me here.
Hi, this is completely awkward and strange, but I'm Melissa McCall and I was told something about a 'tacky' amulet?
You and I need to have a talk, an honest talk.
Hi, Allison, I hadn't talked to you yet and I just wanted to check on you too, I guess?
I realise that this invitation is very last minute but tomorrow at 4 pm, I will be hosting a surprise party for Greg. If you'd like to attend the house is located here: Insert Address. Bringing a gift isn't necessary and the food and drink is all catered.
Henry, if Emma says it's all right, I'd love to have you there. Even if it's only for an hour or two.
The seminar I'm teaching at the university got expanded from three days to five and while I'm excited for the opportunity I'm worried I won't be able to fill up five days worth of lessons. I'm even more nervous now than I was before. I know it might be a long shot, but would anyone be willing to help me figure out how to stretch what I already had planned to five three hour long lessons? Or at least let me work it out and offer advice as I fret. Or reassurance. I could use that as well.
I recently purchased the Colin Firth version of Pride & Prejudice just because I thought it was time for a rewatch. Would you like to borrow it once you're done with your paper?
I've made a decision about my personal life, but I have a question first. I don't miss Tom, not really, and I think I should take that as a sign I didn't love him as much as I thought. You come from a later point than I do. Did I marry him? Did I ever go through with it?
>> Hey babe.
>> I kind of really want to hug you right now
>> You're dealing with a lot and has anyone actually asked how you're doing?
Everyone seems far too unhappy right now.
Let's all cheer ourselves up a bit, and post three happy things!
1. I found a new thing for my collection today. I've called it a twiddledingle. But, it's probably actually called something different.
2. I smiled at someone at the bus stop, and they didn't get confused and look away. Also, I rode the bus by myself! I'm totally getting the hang of this human thing.
3. I learnt how to use the coffee machine. I THINK I LIKE COFFEEEEEEEE, IT'S AMAZINGGG!!!