War Is Coming Communications.

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I know you're from
How do i
I don't

I know you're from a further point back than me.  So, I figure I should do this properly.  Start again.

Will you go to dinner with me?

Has everyone finished with their crazy emo rants yet?

Yes.  Good.  Can we go get tanked now?

[Claire]
Connor's back, but still trying to find fucks to give about Kansas and coming up dry?

[Tim]
Hi.

So I'm thinking I may try my hand at replicating some of the potions Piffy used to make. I miss her hangover cures. I'm going entirely from scratch, so we'll see how it goes, but did anyone have any particular requests for things she used to make?


[Amy]
You've been quiet, lately. You feeling okay?

[Ginger]
So what are we thinking, here? New show? Or some other sort of project?

If a cop happens to

(a) stop any of you
(b) pull up a poorly drawn sketch of me
(c) ask if you can identify the person in the sketch
and/or
(d) ask if you know a Ninotchka Alexandrovich

then you should definitely respond with something along the lines of, "No, sir (or madame), I know nothing about this person, but if I did I suspect that, by now, they would be long gone from here."

In other news, I was working on a thing these past few days. It was good! Until the part where it got less good.

What'd I miss?

[Filtered to magic users]
Let's pretend I have a friend who may or may not be having a hard time controlling a very particular urge. The kinda urge that could potentially leave behind a body.

...or fifty.

What are the odds of one of you wand waving, spell casting, Defying Gravity singing, Quidditch lovin', practitioners of the magic arts helping me come up with a way to put my friend back behind the steering wheel?

[Friends filter - minus Hale]
A particular someone with abs of steel and a patent for wearing stupidly endearing hats has decided to ask me out to dinner.

Seeing it happen due to our fictional status? Confusing. Terrifying. Hella weird. Having it actually happen? ASDAJFASHFAIDALKA

I'm going to need some fashion supervision. Stat.

Our crops are coming in really well here at the farm. If anyone wants some fresh produce, you should come and visit.

(Filtered to Cosima)
How are you feeling?

(Filtered to Kon)
Connor is back. How are you doing with that?

Can I talk to you about something and you promise me you won't....get mad?

Everytime the Seal brings new people from my world (any version of my world) I keep hoping it's going to be Azari, Pym or Hawkeye. Or even a version of Tony.

In other news I'm pretty sure I've conquered the art of driving.

Is it silly to give lots of people presents for fathers day if they aren't really your Dad?

[Crowley]

Can I tell you a secret?

[Filtered to Martha]

There's something I wanted to tell you. Great, DiNozzo. Make her think you're breaking up with h

I was thinking dinner out somewhere, tonight. If you're not working.

So now that everyone's done talking about my impending doom I should probably know more about this place. Were we brought here for a reason or is it all just random? Or, option 3; nobody knows?


[Filtered to Rose]

I'd like to go for that coffee sometime, if you're still up for it.


[Filtered to Lexi]

I need clothes. As in, I'm actually starting to look (and smell) like a hobo.

Is shopping still on?

So, your sister, my brother.

Its annoying frankly. After centuries I finally relent so she can have her happy bloody ending and not days later they're rowing.

Is this because of your girlfriend? Generally she does bring the drama whereon she treads.

Sorry I've kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Setting up permanent funding for the backpack program was more time consuming than I thought it would be. Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to do dinner and a movie tonight. You know, an actual date. I'll let you pick where we eat and what we watch, if you're interested.

I attempted to pour coffee in my cereal. I think I may be exhausted.