War Is Coming Communications.

welp, im sorta drunk.
amd ihave a bag of dancing off brand mexian spidermen car bobbles to show for it.


hi everyone!

Can anyone watch Epic for the weekend? Clark and I are going away and don't want the cat to get lonely and starve. Or destroy the place. Because I'm pretty sure he'd happily destroy the place as revenge.

Also, if someone can make sure Kon eats and brushes his teeth twice a day, that'd also be hilarious and warranted.

[Texts to Vicki]

>> Hey.
>> How's it going?
>> Is Kol being a jer
>> Do you need anything?

can someone tell my boss that I am fine to go back to work full time? desk duty is so dull.

[ooc: Graham is long since home from hospital, but still can't use his left shoulder/arm, still on some painkillers, and stuck doing desk duty! And has to type one handed.]

I want to do something very stupid. And because I realize it's stupid, I'm hoping someone else can do it for me.

Can someone look up my parents for me? I just want to know if they're okay.

So, anyone up for a Sunday night s'mores party? I was thinking the roof or the park for possible locations. It'd be like a mixer for new people, but old people would be more than welcome. In fact, it's encouraged that you show if you can. Opinions?

ETA: It's looking like it'll be on the roof. I'm thinking 6 - 9:30, but stay later if you want.

[Texts meant for Matt sent to Klaus]
›› Do you want to do lunch with Elena and me on Wednesday?

[Texts meant for Klaus sent to Kol]
›› Blue, red, or white?
›› I’m not telling you what for
›› Just answer the question.

[Texts meant for Kol sent to Matt]
›› How’s Vicki?
›› This aversion therapy isn’t a form of torture, right?
›› Because I really don’t want to have to kick your ass if it is.

[Text meant for Mac that goes to Kol]

I have an idea about the whole school thing. I might be able to help. If you're interested.

[Text meant for Caroline that goes to Jeremy]

Êtes vous appréciant votre français de classe cette semaine?

[Text meant for Elena that goes to Mac]

Maybe we could hang out sometime and go shoe shopping or something? Once you're feeling up to it.

[Text meant for Kol that goes to Caroline]

How's Vicki doing?

How is it I can assemble just about any assault rifle made, blindfolded, but a god damn baby crib is proving smarter than I am and refuses to be assembled?

[Text meant for Katherine sent to Kol]

>>I enjoyed your outfit the other night.
>>So delightfully see-through
>>And you really do purr like a kitten.