War Is Coming Communications.

So I was killing time clicking stupid links online because clearly, I not only need a job, I need a life. And I almost, ALMOST dismissed this video as the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

( And then I saw a familiar face... )

I can't really say I disagree with them...

I fear I am still quite confused on many aspects of this world but I've grown a certain fondness for strawberries. Fresh food is somewhat difficult to come by where I am from. I would like to contribute to the small garden on the roof but I am not certain who to ask to do so? I have owned a small farm in the past.

[Matt]
I am so sorry, Matty.

I'll make this right. Somehow. I don't even I won't let you get hurt

[Klaus]
Please don't hurt Matt because of my stubborn stupidity. He shouldn't have to pay because I don't know when to shut the hell up and reel in my anger.

T - 2 days people.

Things are getting done, marquee is being delivered tomorrow evening and caters are doing what they do.

[address] We'll start things out around 4. And if  you're not trying to kill us assume you're invited. 

For those new, I'm Felicia Hardy and just every once in a while I throw outstanding parties. This will be one of those parties. Call it a great chance to get to know people. No you don't have to be American to enjoy it but I should warn you,  if  you're British, well...Rose'll fill you in :p

Tony, do you still have the apron from last year?!

[Filtered to Emma]

Umm...hey. I'm out of the medbay. Things have been explained and I think I have a handle on everything. Can we talk, maybe see about setting things up so I can see Henry? If that's all right with you, of course. If you say no I'll understand.

[Filtered against evil]

Anyone have any idea where I can stay? I know there's a lot of people I recognize staying in one area, but I'm not sure if I'm welcome there yet, and to be honest I don't know if any of them actually know who I am. That's hard to deal with, but I'll manage. Any help would be nice.

This place is boring.

[ETA: Caroline]
What happened?

So, I figure that I need some help with one of my birthday presents.



I can't just keep calling her 'oh my god a puppy!' or 'the puppy' or 'puppy' for the rest of her life.

So suggestions for a name would be appreciated.

Also, basically Loki is the sweetest.

Hey, you, there. With the hat.

I want you to come with me to Felicia Hardy's July 4th Party.

It'll be fun. There's cake and all kinds of awesome food and fireworks and basically it will be made of awesome.

What do you say?

Hello, I would like to Are you availab

Would you like to go to dinner? With me, that is. Without any interference from others impacting the situation?

Do you have plans for thursday?

One minute she's telling me I'm not worth the energy talking takes and I'm an awful person, the next she's terrified if she asks me not to hurt her friends knowing I'll agree then she's no better than Katerina and then she's agreeing to attend this party on the 4th with me.

Is this what women do?

If so I want no part of it.

And yet its her. And I do

It has come to my attention that there are far too many people here who have missed out on some of the most legendary movies of all time. It could be because (a) you're old as shit and the future is beyond your comprehension (b) you've lived in a cave your entire life or (c) you're the type of person who would take one good look at me and the first thing that would come to mind is: Muggle.

I don't care what your excuse is. I'm making it official.

Wednesday nights are now movie nights at my place. I'll provide the entertainment, you bitches bring the food.

Preferably pizza. With extra everything.

Cas, Much, and Rebekah? Your attendance is mandatory.

Vex, you're invited, too. But you better be wearing pants. Or a skirt. Whatevs - I just don't wanna see your junk, comprehende?

(Filtered to J-Wilder)
Let's talk magic tricks that involve making money disappear into my nonexistent bank account.

Jane. I need your help.

And if you even tell Lydia about this I will confiscate chocolate from you.

Buffy and I were discussing my condition the other day and she suggested that we lure Lucifer elsewhere whenever he tries to get into my head. Is there any way to copy my mental signature and sort of stick it into an empty space?

Right. SO. With a littel liquid courge I am n0w making ths post that I said I would do and seeee i am keping my word so +1 4 me!

but I;m not bieng coerced compled bribed or othr evil thngs to go to 4th of jly thng w/klaus

And now back t more tequila shots w/my girl elena who is NOT a vampire or undr damon’s thrall! WOO!