War Is Coming Communications.

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So... More Mystic Falls faces in town. How are you doing with that?

I've gotten the last of my test results in.

I'm not really sure how you'll take this, to be honest.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

( Sometimes, my fictional life is AWESOME!!!!!! )

LITTLE DOLLIE ME IS TOTES ADORBS! And yes, little dollie Lizzie and little dollie Jane are cute, too, but OMG AT THE ADORBS! Lulz, and little dollie Darcy. NGL, Darce, there's a likeness there!

Also, our actors are all at LeakyCon. Which is, apparently, a Harry Potter convention. Which meeeeans, there is SO a link there with me and MY LILS! We are fated, my friends. FATED!

And now back to your regularly scheduled Apocalypse!

Thousand years old and I get kicked out of the toy aisle at Wal-Mart. That's right. ME. The Doctor - mature and responsible adult!

If I want to ride round on a scooter in a Hulk mask while reciting the alphabet through a megaphone, who are you to stop me?

(Donna)
Hello. How are you doing? Are you still mad cause the TARDIS won't let me time travel and I just want to skip to the part where you're all better because seeing you not better is really hard.

Do you want to talk to me?

Not to detract from the wonders and splendors of the TARDIS, but I am rather bored. I need a case to help solve before I lose what sense I have left about me.

Also work would certainly keep me from finding things such as this on the internet. A detective who thinks I could possibly ever fall in love with "the Turkish fellow" is certainly ill-suited for his job. No wonder Scotland Yard needed my help so frequently.

You know, admirable as your resilience is, and always has been to me. Possibly the attitude with my siblings is not the healthiest way to express it..

I mean, its what I'd do, but they can't touch me, and they know it. Leaves a sort of buffer than you my dear, do not have.

That said, you seem to have settled in. Much as one can here anyway

...Harry, I make one joke about apparating with you.

One.

So I haven't done this in a fair bit, but I've been a bit busy settling into domestic married life and hey, don't knock it, it's kind of awesome. That being said, I see a LOT of new people here and I figured I'd offer up what I can do.

My name's Connor Temple and I'm what may be known to some as a 'geek'. Certified computer geek and damn proud of it. FBI/MI5/Secret Government Organizations, hacking into them is not really a problem for me. And most company and school systems are a thousand times easier.

So what I do around here (other than work security detail, raise two dinosaurs with my gorgeous wife, and eat way too much junk food with Superboy), is help people get settled into life here. Need to go back to school? Still in high school? I'm your guy. Want to work in the police force or corporate America but don't have proper documentation? That's me.

What I do NOT do (and this is a common misunderstanding) is make fake IDs. I never learned how, though I guess as many people think I do, I should probably learn. I know Sam Winchester is pretty good at them and I read someone else saying they did but I can't remember who, so please, if this is a skill you've got, step up!

Sooooo...hi!

Tomorrow, after we're done having lunch will you go with me to the local art museum?

Please.

Pretty pretty pretty please.

[ID-making geniuses]
The longer I'm here the more I'm realizing I need some kind of ID. Mine is sort of worthless since I'm just a fictional character here. I thought one of you guys might be able to help me...?

[Kenzi]
Hey! So, did you happen to see it yet? The movie, I mean.

Probably a weird question, but vervain, does anyone know where I can get some here?