I may or may not have accidentally kidnapped a tiny duckling today. I was taking pictures at the park and then I got home and, whoops, it was in my camera bag. And by 'whoops' I mean I actually had no idea, not like "oh gee, how did that happen? Tee hee!" I guess it wandered in and I didn't notice?
...Also, for the record, I think Simon thinks it's going to eat his soul or something. Every time it moves, he looks like he's trying not to freak out. It's kind of adorable.