War Is Coming Communications.

I am worried about Miss Kaoru and my friends. Home was not a very safe place for them to be and if they are alone it is even more so.

I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but when I find you, you're going to wish you'd chosen a different woman to kidnap.


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It's perfectly okay to spend my entire paycheck on these babies, right? RIGHT?



I'm going to spend my entire lunch break in here, trying on shoes. All of the shoes. Who needs food? Well, I will later, but I'll just grab a donut at work.

[Filtered to Casa Storybrooke and her friends]

Thank you all. Really. I'm settled in now and while it's stil...

I'm glad I have  you all in my life.

[Medbay Staff]

I believe I'm ready to begin work now if you're still willing to have me.

I'm sorry for the delay, just the last week or so I...I wouldn't have learned a thing any of you taught me.

[Lydia]

William's here! And in full William form. But William! I'm afraid to ask when he's


[Jeremy]

So, looks like you had your own vampire drama not related to everything. You okay?

[Lizzie]

Oops, forgot to filter to you initially?

So um, William showed up. I mean if you read the boards its kind of obvious. But he's here. From a few weeks after you are.

I never thought I'd end up appreciating Mondays. But as much as I actually like working in the bar, I like the start of my 'weekend'.

[Filtered to Elijah]

He's driving me crazy. Sometimes I wonder if he cares about us at all.

[...] I really do not have the time for this today.

This is why I'm actually proud of my country and serving with them. And Prince Harry, who I unfortunately never got to serve with.

Also

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OH. MY. GOD.

Is this what happens when you overdose on Adderall and Benadryl? You start hallucinating and suddenly you're in Kansas and it's an alternate universe and nobody you know seems to exist and you know they don't exist because nobody's answering their phone. Like, even the people you shouldn't really be calling aren't answering their phones. LIKE GODDAMNIT DEREK ANSWER YOUR FREAKING PHONE YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG.

... I bet nobody's even gonna see this because I'm probably on an Etch A Sketch and I just don't realize it yet.

I TWIST MY FUCKING ANKLE ON THESE DAMN SHOES AND MY BOYFRIEND CAN'T HELP BUT BE ALL "I TOLD YOU SO" AT ME WHILE GETTING ME TO THE MEDBAY.

AND I think he lost one of my shoes. I QUIT.

But also, please to be ready for possible sprained ankle, medbay? Thanks!

whats happening now?

ooc: Here! Have a disoriented Allison on pain meds!

I'm uncertain how to buy tea. There are teas of Lydia and Jane and Robin and Marian. Even Gisborne has a tea. Why did he get a tea? I would not drink Gisborne. I did not get a tea. I'm going to make myself a tea it says you can make them.

In any case I want to buy the teas but the computer keeps protesting that I am doing it wrong.