War Is Coming Communications.

I love the internet.

The mysterious guy who helped me get set up with this apartment Thanks, mysterious guy. I owe you one.

I've never been much for the typing but I can't hole up in my apartment forever. Baby steps, right?

It's a nice apartment. I used to live in a house...and oh God I promise I'm not actually this boring. I'm a bit out of practice.

Let's try this again: my name is Buffy Summers, and this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, days weeks some amount of time later I'm still reeling and that's saying something. I used to kill six impossible things before breakfast, but I guess you know all about that feeling, huh? I'm not the only one with the strangeness here, this time.

So. Hi.

How do I
Something else we have in common

Sorry I wasn't home. I wasn't drinking.

I was with Peter. He was upset about something.

Least I was able to get inside the warehouse before the sun could toast me

Either I was teleported here from LA or I fell through a portal to another part of the US...

ETA:[Filtered against the troll that is Lucifer, with his inferior hat]

What the fuck is this? No, really, this is getting fucking ridiculous now. You can't just send me to bloody Kansas, Hatch, what do you think this is, Wizard of fucking Oz?

Today's the day my Mom's getting married. Gotta say I'm excited and happy for her.

I've seen and done some strange things in my time, but waking up on a park bench with zero recollection of how I made it halfway across the country's a new one.

Somebody want to explain? And I'm going to feel really stupid if th

Now that people have made insnuations they probably don't even bloody realize they've made So. Pip's birthday this weekend. I'm sure you're all wondering what's happening. We're going to [name of strip club]. That's what. So...prudes need not apply. Not that I think either of us are friends with prudes. But just in case.

I kinda wanna do something tonight. Is there anybody that wants to do something tonight? Maybe get some drinks, if you're of age, or check out one of these movies in the neat theaters or something?

[Simon, Mal, River]

What are you guys doing this weekend?

Are you all okay?

I haven't bothered to watch the first movie, but I can't help but notice that there's going to be a second movie about Peter's life...that I'm in.

And I'm curious, I can't help it. Are there any of you out there that have read, watched, or otherwise taken in the stories about yourselves? And did it wind up a good idea or a bad one?

[Peter]

[Peter]

Would you watch our movie with me?

Sick of bullshit. Need me, text me. If I don't respond, don't worry. I just drank myself into a coma and I'll be back in 18 hours.

[Lydia]
I don't know how to fix it.

[Cas]
Are you ever coming back? Or are you just going to leave and

Right,

Well, here's the thing. My ghost...my friend, who is a ghost has arrived in the city.

In her time I'd reverted but she seems to still think she has a chance to save me or something so she has no plans as far as I know to hurl a stake at my heart. Anyway, I'm going to go and get her, bring her back until something can be worked out permanently.

And then I, rather don't know what happens

[ETA: Filtered to Kat]

Hello.

You don't know me really. Hal Yorke. Anyway I had heard you were able to renta...to teleport.

Would you be willing, for a fee of course, to teleport to the UK and buy me a bottle or two of a particular brand of juice they don't sell here.