War Is Coming Communications.

Lawrence, Kansas again, how I am glad to see you. Sort of. OHMIGOD ZIVA ARE YOU HERE?! ARE YOU ALIVE?! PLEASE TYPE THAT YOU'RE ALIVE BECAUSE MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING AND I CAN'T HEAR MUCH. PLEASE TELL ME I'M ALIVE. ZIVA ANSWER MEEEEEE. AND IF YOU ARE HERE, HOW DARE YOU NOT BRING ME BACK WITH YOU!!!

I just wished to offer my thanks and my apologies, for the other night. My thanks for taking care of Darcy while I was being ridicul otherwise occupied, and attempting to make me see reason... and my apologies for the entire situation.

Evidently I have the tendency to over-react. I'm sure this surprises exactly no one. However, I did not see that I was over-reacting at the time.

I've been dreaming of those days again
So many lives wasted and for what

Insomnia is a kind of torture I would not wish on anyone.

[Edward]
I'm you'll be pleased to know I've found my own residence within the complex. [room number]

Okay. Time for random questions.

What's the likelihood that Jason wants to still find out the identity of the wolf who attacked him and Tess in August?

And what's the likelihood of him seeing a promo for Sunday's episode of the show I'm from?

....I really hate the radio sometimes. And how sometimes all it takes is one song to change your whole mood.

[Peter]
I miss yo Hey, how's that camp thing going for you? I hear the guy's a real hardass. Am I gonna go Loco Latina Bitch on this fool when I'm there?

Just your warning, that guy calling himself the King of the Crossroads is a demon. The sort that makes deals with souls. I'm not warning you away from talking to him, you can make that decision on your own. You're all adults here but I'm warning you whatever you do, I don't care what your reasoning is don't make a deal with him or you'll just put a time limit on your future. Be very very careful how you talk to him. Don't make the same mistake I did, never make a deal with a demon. I'd never wish this on any of you.

[Sam]
I plan on getting incredibly drunk within the next 24 hours. Do me a favor and take my phone will you?

*[Hatter, Merlin, Regina, Gaia, Lilah, Jacen, Loki]

There's a vampire here from my world, Elijah. He's an Original. Not someone I'd prefer to deal with. He knows I'm here, but I'd prefer it if he couldn't find me. I know some of you are skilled at these sorts of things, if there's some way I could enlist that sort of help from one of you...

[Team Mystic Falls--all of them, minus Elijah]
Am I the only exceptionally uneasy one over Elijah being here? Because I'm very not okay with it. The seal likes to play games. I keep thinking Klaus is next.

Your dates have to have a chaperone? What did you do to make the girl implement that rule?

REALLY, Seal? Can you at least make up your fucking mind please?! Don't get me wrong, Mykes, I'm TOTALLY glad to have you back, but...the yoyo-motions are not appreciated. Anyway. Yes. For inquiring minds...Myka is back.

So, children, how is the whole 'Stopping the Apocalypse' plan going? Sorted yet? No? What are you crazy kids doing up here?

RUBY. I'm bored. Did you get all domesticated, or did I imagine that with the scotch I was drinking in Somalia? (FYI, people, you probably don't want to go there, there's going to be a little tiny shift in power there, oh, let's say... next week?)