War Is Coming Communications.

I decided to go with what I know in terms of a job so you're looking at Lawrence High School's newest biology teacher! Teenagers out there, please be kind!

You are all aware Lucifer's basically trying to get you all to see him as less dangerous than he is right? I mean I assumed you'd have some level of basic intellect but then I watched for a little bit. Hilarious. Really.

What do you people do with your time that posting back at the actual devil seems like a good way to waste an hour.

This by the way is not an attempt to seem less dangerous. Get in my way and I will kill you in a fun and creative way we can all enjoy and learn from. But really, it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel for him the way you people go on.

[Sherlock]

Not you of course. Far too smart for that aren't you? But really Sherlock, You never call. Guy could get a complex. Don't tell me your little pet attack dog and the whore are that distracting

[Emma]

You just don't talk to him, okay. There's not much I can't protect you from, but that's one of them. But what am I saying, my fairytale is stronger than that.

I want some Vegemite.....

Darcy, thank you so much for the help with the resume thingy. I've got an interview because of it!

[Mr. Conner Temple]

Hello, my name is Fiona Maxwell. I was told that you could help me get back into school here. Sam took care of a passport so that I won't get deported, but I would like to go back to school too.

So, would you please help me? I would very much appreciate it?

[Text to Ziva]
Staring at my secretary will not make cases happen faster you know.

[Filter to Tony(to save flists!)]
So...how are you holding up?

I heard there's someone I can talk to about a fake ID? School isn't exactly my favorite thing, but it beats sitting around on my ass doing nothing.

[Kimberly]
I know we're not close or anything, but you're pretty much the closest thing I got to a friend around here but I was wondering if you wanted to go for pizza or something. I'm dying from boredom.

I was just informed by a little boy that I am the worst fake Superman ever.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

I've gone from one cage to another. I'm glad to be out of the panic room even if I'm not sure I should be out but it's strange to hear the world go by during the day. I've never been without my ring for this long. I know I shouldn't have it and I don't want it. I'm not ready for that yet.

Lexi does seem to think I'm ready to go out tonight. I have a feeling I'll be forced to dance.

[Ooc: Filters added later.]

I approve of Mondays. Everyone else is all busy and life having. Me. I party. Mostly to taunt.

...Its possible I should look into that whole employment thing but could you see me in a nine to five. Any of you?

[Stefan]

You and me are hitting the town babe. No you don't get a say. Yes there'll be silliness. Yes I'll be with you the whole time. You're doing so damn well. I'm proud of you.

[Irene]

How're you getting on? We should do that whole meet up thing? Did you still wanna talk to me?

[Damon]

He's staying with me. He's doing well. We're going out tonight and yes, he'll be fine. I figured I should keep you in the loop cause I'm not a horrible person.

Today there was a car crash a block away from school, I managed to save the humans but there was an animal victim. A bunny rabbit. One of the kids I'd saved from the car came over to tug on my jacket to ask if that meant Easter was canceled! It's probably a good thing I've got super speed or I might have just laughed. A lot. Which is wrong. But really kid?! I'll let his parents field that one.