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February 16th, 2012

February 16th, 2012

Filtered against evil, Moriarty, Katherine, Jason, and Ava

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...wow.

[Charlie]

I haven't met anyone that has mind control besides me, so I think the world is a little safer for it. What about you? Any tiny pyros running around?

none of your evil

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Well, okay. Add me to the list of the displaced. Time had better not be passing at home, I have a test tomorrow and a paper due.

Family
Hi, my name's Rae.
"Rae? Rae like our infant?"
Yes.
"But that's impossible!"
Apparently not.
"Can you prove it?"
Birthmark on my right eyelid.

So, I'm going to come out of my room. Please do not shoot me. This would be a dumb way to die.

Ash, are you around here somewhere?

ETA Filter Against Evil cause Dad Doesn't Want Me Possessed

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I did the math. I'm smart that way. I don't exist here yet! Better still? My mom and dad aren't even together, if I got the story right.

SURPRISE GUYS! Pete, Jessica, congratulations, it's a girl.

Filtered against evil.

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2012. Great.

This is going to wreak havoc on my schedule.

Filtered to Sexy!

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You're not feeling terribly wonky right now, are you?

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I thought we were done with the Seal messing with our lives.

[Mark]
Are you here?

[Future kids under 18]
Are you all okay?



[ooc: in case it was missed, Faith became an awesome social worker/child advocate in the future!]

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Not 2012. Please not 2012. Of all the damned years to

I haven't missed the Seal, I promise you that.

[Filtered to Jim]

Surprise? James Moriarty, get me out of this complex. Now. These people give me the creeps. I'll explain everything. Just find me the fast path out of here.

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Attention complex-people! I couldn't sleep last night and I I baked like...a zillion cookies last night, different flavors. They're in the kitchen for everyone!




[Mom]
Can I talk to you about something?

Filtered to Winchester Adults (Mary, Dean, Sam, Ruby, Adam, Jules)

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So, apparently my son is some kind of worrywart genius or something.

He has a good point, though.... He pointed out that these kids, the little blond girl, him, and whatnot.... they're potential vessels.

We should probably keep on them about the filters and other precautions?




Also, tell me I'm not the only one that is flipping the hell out about this?

filtered to Jacob

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What am I supposed to even
I didn't think you were possible
Hi
that was lame
you can do better than hi?


Um..hey?

filtered against evil, moriarty, katherine and children

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What the fuck. No. Really. What the fuck.

I think that turning off the computer and going back to my guitar is a good idea right about now. Mark, please tell me you're normal and still here. Shit man. What the fuck is going on.

Filtered to Ser Son-of-a-Bitch aka Jaime Lannister

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Really?
You are an asshole
I thought you had some semblance of nobility but really you don't
You claim to not be like all other men, but you're such a liar
I will hold this against you forever
Bastard
At least I did right by him, which is more than I can say about you


[OOC: Blank post is blank. And yes, Isabela will forever and a day hate Jaime for turning his back on Zevran. :P She holds grudges, so sue me!]

Filtered against evil and Moriarty

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I job hunt for a few days offline and come back to lots of crazy. It feels just like home only without the fae causing the problems.

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Jacob + Kon
So I should be feeding us right? That is my duty as a parent?
Oh God have you eaten breakfast? I FED MY DOG AND I FORGOT TO FEED MY CHILD.
You got yourself breakfast right?

You guys want me to order pizza tonight? That we could eat at one of our apartments?

Family. Present family. No futurechildren.
Okay, how to phrase this
Dad, it happens many years in the future please don't
Well, it happens like four years in the future but
Oh my God four years I'm not
Kriff
Okay so I have a kid


Well, if you haven't sensed him in the Force already, I thought you guys should know that my son I can't believe I just typed that showed up along with the rest of them last night. His name is Jacob. He has sort of floppy hair and he reads a lot and flies. He is also Kon's son, apparently.

Mom, Dad, I cleared some stuff out of the apartment and moved back into the Complex temporarily? so Ismara would have a place to stay and Jacob can stay with me.

Parents
How do you talk to your surprise teenage child. Help.

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2012.

Really?

Why?

[Rae]

You here too?

Filtered against evil, future children, moriarty & katherin

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Well, I guess not all of us have bright shiny futures with a husband and kids.

James and Jacob

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I would like to call an emergency meeting of the My Family is Insane Club. Location, at one of our parents' apartments or something. Topic: apparently I am an archangel vessel along with Ben and Patrick and Emily because it's in our bloodline. You know what I've noticed? The word bloodline never comes up in a conversation about anything normal or in any way positive. Because maybe if I joke about this it won't be incredibly scary? It seems to work for other people?

Filtered against: Evil, Moriarty, Katherine, JAIME LANNISTER and ALL LANNISTERS except Zevran :)

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Andraste's flaming knickerweasels I really hate people sometimes.

I am going to go get so beyond piss drunk. Anyone wanting to join me, I'll be at [insert address of bar]

Zevran, are you old enough to drink?

Also, when I'm sober and not hungover, anyone care for a duel? I need to beat the shit out of something.

filtered against evil, moriarty and katherine

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Wow. Okay, so I leave the computer for a day and come back to mass craziness dropped on us by the Seal? Wow.

Way to go, Seal.

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[Filtered to Tenel Ka]

This is sort of a random question at what's already a difficult time, I'm sure, and please forgive me. I know you've done this before, however, and I've no idea how long the Seal is planning on keeping these kids around for. Was it completely weird planning for a wedding to your daughter's father before you've even had her with her already here? I mean... It's stupid, that should be the last thing I'm worried about right now, but it is a bit strange.

[Filtered to Freddie]

We need to talk. Which should go without saying but...we really do.

[Roger and Andy]

Now, both of you look way down deep and imagine yourself sixteen years in the future and tell me, which one of you turned my daughter into a free-love, make love not war, special brownies hippie?

Dean

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Are you done panicking yet?

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I might just have spent 18 hours straight listening to Bon Jovi. I approve of it not being classical music anymore.

Hello Lawrence. I might look the same but I'm not. I'm really not. 2212. Is where I was, Me, Care and Vicki. No we won't tell you how it plays out, don't ask.

I just want to hug a whole freaking lot of you right now, Stefan, I know you're in douche mode right now. But you're still you, okay. You are. And you WILL remember that.

Sam...I know you have Emily stuff, and Ruby to look after, but god I wanna hug you right now.

[Caroline]


This is still too weird. This was right at the start of it

Filtered to Connor A

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Dude.

I think Izzy Solo just asked me out.
in 2012
Like actually a date thing?
Isn't her Dad like Darth Touch my Daughter and die a painful death by lightning.
Because yeah...
She's hot though
I can't go on a past date with Izzy Solo!
Help!

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Since I'm sure Svetlana has worked out a way to tell Anatoly I'm here by now, else I give her too much credit

So, this is the average American town in 2012. Fascinating.

Hello Lawrence. I'm Alexander Molokov. Apparently a former Soviet Union government worker as the Soviet Union is no more. Such is the way of things, yes? I know there might be a few people who are upset I'm here but I mean no harm. I hide nothing. I was employed in my time by KGB. But be at ease that I never killed anyone. I was never a field agent. And no, I am not loyal to a fallen government. Clearly, we were mistaken in thinking it could work. So I must adjust to American life now. I do love challenges after all.

But I mean no one any sort of harm. I will simply adjust to life here and leave people to their lives. It seems best that way and we avoid unnecessary confrontation.

[Anatoly and Svetlana]

Светлана, я уверен, что теперь вы поняли, лазейки, в котором рассказать Анатолий моего пребывания здесь. Я надеюсь, что я не дал вам слишком много кредитов на этом фронте. Но двигаться дальше.

Если дыхание никому ни слова, устно или иным образом, о вещах, которые я сделал, жизнь действительно станет несчастной для вас обоих. Убедитесь, что будущая версия вашей дочери Fayina осознает, что слишком. Я читал платы в течение всего дня. Поистине увлекательное, как далеко компьютеры пришли с нашего времени.

[Svetlana, I'm sure by now you figured out a loophole in which to tell Anatoly of my being here. I do hope I didn't give you too much credit on that front. But moving on.

If you breath a word to anyone, verbally or otherwise, about the things I have done, life will truly become miserable for you both. Make sure the future version of your daughter Fayina is aware of that too. I've been reading the boards all day. Truly fascinating at how far computers have come since our time.]

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Why the hell is everyone filtering against my Dad? What's wrong with all of you, being such bastards?

Filtered to the Master & Romana.

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Funny story.

You know how a bunch of kids are being sent back from the future and are stumbling across all these whacky versions of their past parents? You do? Good.

Wanna guess who I am?

Jelena

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Я не знаю, если вы были привезены сюда как хорошо, но если вы, Крысиный король только что появился. Я имею в виду, мы знали, что он сделал, но вот где мы находимся. Это означает, что вы здесь еще пять. Но будьте осторожны. Это было плохо в первый раз он был здесь, когда не было двух версиях нам вместе с Надеждой кто шестнадцать лет, и знакомство Люси. Ага. Я не знаю.

Доктор говорит, что вы можете остаться на TARDIS с нами, если вы находитесь здесь, чтобы избежать плохого.


[I don't know if you got brought here as well but if you are, the Rat King just showed up. I mean, we knew he did, but that's where we are. Meaning you're still five here. But be careful. It was bad enough the first time he was here when there weren't two versions of us along with Nadiya who is sixteen and dating Lucy. Yeah. I don't know.

The Doctor says you can stay on the TARDIS with us if you are here so as to avoid bad things. ]

Filtered to Elphiekins

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I expect its understood that if you mention anything to my daughter I'll turn your pretty little friend into a Spring Collection to die for

...and then sell her back to you.

Text to Ella

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» ...so, I think I might have unintentionally asked Clark Ainsley out.
» Which, you know, would be fine if he said yes but...he hasn't said a word at all...
» I'm not unjustified for freaking out a little, right?

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I do hope you all understand that abducting me from Asgard will only result in your deaths.

Filtered to Jillian

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Hey, so...can we talk a little? I know I've been all stiff and awkward and I'm really sorry; I swear, it isn't you.

Filtered to Ella

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D'you know self-defense, love? Because here...in 2012, I mean, you really should know it.

filtered to Samantha and Ben winchester

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Sammy, you are grounded for a week. If you are also involved in tonights chat with Lucifer you will also lose tv for a month ontop of being grounded. Ben that goes for you too if you were anyway involved in talking with Lucifer.Lie, and it'll be worse. Remember I will know if you lie. I always know.

Filtered against evil and the Moriarty clan(?)

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I'm suddenly grateful I don't have a kid here or anywhere for that matter.

This whole apocalypse thing is some crazy shit.

[Added a few minutes later to explain the Moriarty clan filter]

So I've noticed that there's at least a kid who claims to be the offspring of Moriarty. If that's true I suggest we filter against her too given she could go blabbing to her old man about plans made and what not.

Filtered against evil, Moriarty people/family?, and Katherine

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I had the best day today. I really needed it. Thanks, Abby! ♥

Private messages to Harley, Jimmy, Ben, Allana, Jacen, & TK )

[ooc: filter changed a few minutes later, after noticing Tony's filter]

filtered against lucifer, moriarty, and hermione.

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a madwoman tried to drag me into her tequila rain party.

think i swallowed a bit trying to fight her off!

Eleven

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So, you know that no wandering rule? Does that also include not picking fights with KGB bastards who ruined my parents' lives and has no qualms with threatening my family?

Filtered to the children of the future.

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Enjoying our little visit, are we?

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[[So it's raining tequila inside the complex kitchen right now. BLAME MAGGIE. Kind of. Except it was Tessa. It will probably last like...ten-ish minutes.]]

Text to Dean

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» Is it wrong that I'm still amused that your kid has a crush on mine?
» Also, how ya feelin, Drunky McDrunkerstein? Any better yet?

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Left in a box at Claudia's door )
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