War Is Coming Communications.

If I try to read another post that's got that stupid clown in it
Him and friggin' Ronald McDonald
Not to mention all those times Dean made me watch It

As a reminder to those of you who have been here a while, and a note to those of you who are new, please try to remember to filter your posts away from people you don't want poking around your entries. Specifically people like Lucifer, demons, and crazy people who think that wearing white paint and dying their hair a stupid color is a good idea.

Never thought I'd actually wish for Batman the Humorless to be around, but here's me. Wishing.

I need any and all details on your box and your keepers. Do you know exactly where you are? How many people are watching you at any given time? Is there any magic or anything protecting that stupid cage they've got you locked in? Any details you can give me, give them, because if things go just so, you'll be out of there soon.

Don't bother questioning why I want you out. If you use your head for half a second, you already know the answer. Believe it or not, that's your deal, but you already know the truth, Stefan. Not that I'm fooling myself for half a second to think you care as it stands right now. Doesn't change the truth.

THE TINY RUSSIANS ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!.....IN RUSSIAN!...IT IS NOT COOL!

It makes me glad Emily can't talk yet....

There are no amount of sarcastic puns that can even begin to make any of this okay. In the last 48 hours I've found out that I'm a fictional character, my little sister isn't so little anymore, my first love is I'm not the only "chosen one" anymore and there's been an apocolypse going on for three years that I have been in and out of. That about do it?

I think I have finally managed to make my room respectable enough to see clients. Of course, there is only so much one can do with a gift card to Wal-Mart, and what a horrible but I'm a resourceful woman. It is definitely an improvement on it's previous state and if things go well here perhaps I can purchase a bigger place.

I suppose now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself properly instead of asking a million questions. My name is Inara Serra. I wasn't born in this time and when I come from Earth doesn't exactly exist anymore. I am a trained and licensed companion. It's the way I make my living and it is a part of who I am. If you're interested in learning more, please feel free to contact me.

( Filtered to Leia )

You've got to be kidding me. Listen up, you stupid fucking seal, leave me out of your apocalypse bullshit.

Hi.

Things are just too quiet for me! What do you say we go out tomorrow?

Getting the Force back. How would that work? If I agreed to it.

Suggestions for workout songs? I'll take pretty much anything.

I've been slacking on that whole area.

[Jo or Winchesters]

Looking to become a hunter. I'm more than proficient with guns, knives, and hand to hand. What needs to be on my list to do?

[Darcy]

How you doing with the whole new threats looming?

[Boy Blue]

Question for you: do you know anything about the Silver Slippers? As in the ones from Oz associated with Dorothy Gale.

I ask because you worked for Fabletown and you knew about the witching cloak and everything. And I wasn't sure if we had any info on them.

(Filtered to Poison Ivy)
Harley wanted me to talk to you about a temporary change in regards to your current living situation. At least, while the Joker is around.

(Text to Ruby)
» Hey.
» It's cool if we let two comic book villains stay at our place, right?