War Is Coming Communications.

I have a joke for you all. Or maybe it's a riddle... Sometimes they're the same thing. You decide and see if you know the answer. What wears purple, has green hair, and loves making things go boom?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, Lucy old boy, I hear you're starting an apocalypse in these here parts. What's the matter? The big cities too cliche for you?

Um.

Holy Villainous team up?

Are we being worried? I'm being worried.

There's something...one or both of you may or may not be able to help me with. The folks around here have a friend of mine locked up in a cage like he's an animal. I'm not sure of the exact location of where they have him, but I will find out. When I do, will either of you be able to help me get him out? I'm fairly certain that there are multiple people standing watch the majority of the time, but...anything either of you could provide would be greatly appreciated.

Bets on how long it takes for Harley to go running back to her boyfriend, anyone?

I give it three days. Four max.

[ooc: This is Jason pretending to not be infuriated/freaked out by the Joker showing up. Expect a hissy fit via thread form sometime later, because Jason is exceptionally talented at those.]

These message boards are delightful - especially the filtering aspect. They're in a dreadful state about you, it's wonderfully entertaining...

✉ Its not working. I don't know if being pregnant is affecting my mojo but I'm not getting anywhere with the locator on that Moriarty guy
✉  Map burned down to a crisp

...so...that happened...

What did I miss? I'm still kinda loopy but, mostly I'm okay. Except these are gonna scar and I'm never

Lastly, I found this at a shelter and he's perfect. Mess with me again, fuckers, but only if you're into the idea of Zeus taking a chunk out of you. Okay, maybe he won't yet, but someday he will. So, you know, there's that.

Kidnapping of a minor, huh? Color me impressed. Only you know, not really.

This is annoying. It's a waste of my time. I want answers and I want them right now. If I don't get them I'm going to start bashing faces in. I'm playing nice.