Screw You, Evil
How is it 2012 and we haven't found a cure for the common cold? Scientists, you fail. You fail at everything.
I really don't have time for this. I'd probably shout and yell and gripe about it but I have no voice. Also, my throat feels like I'm being stabbed if I attempt to speak in anything more than a whisper. So I will just make the internet feel my pain, instead.
[Darcy]
Could you do me a huge favour? Other than stay really, really far away from me, god knows I don't want you or the boys getting sick. Call the caterer and reschedule? See if they have anything next week. I'm pretty sure they don't want me sneezing over the cake samples.
[Freddie]
Tissues. Find more. We're out. Preferably the kind with lotion or menthol or both would be amazing.
And then I'm sleeping at my flat for the rest of the week. I don't want you catching this and I sincerely doubt my coughing up a lung is helping you sleep at night.
I really don't have time for this. I'd probably shout and yell and gripe about it but I have no voice. Also, my throat feels like I'm being stabbed if I attempt to speak in anything more than a whisper. So I will just make the internet feel my pain, instead.
[Darcy]
Could you do me a huge favour? Other than stay really, really far away from me, god knows I don't want you or the boys getting sick. Call the caterer and reschedule? See if they have anything next week. I'm pretty sure they don't want me sneezing over the cake samples.
[Freddie]
Tissues. Find more. We're out. Preferably the kind with lotion or menthol or both would be amazing.
And then I'm sleeping at my flat for the rest of the week. I don't want you catching this and I sincerely doubt my coughing up a lung is helping you sleep at night.