Michael Barrett (notthatmichael) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-09-24 22:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | michael barrett, simon tam |
This is a hell of a lot more like it. If I'm gonna be stuck in this crappy little reality that could, I'm gonna live in a bigass house. I worked too damn hard to end up in some crappy little apartment with all that kid shit all over the place. Shame about the previous owners having to skedaddle, but when you cheat on your taxes, sometimes you get caught. I'd bet money they're down Mexico way right now. Ah, well. Their loss, my gain. Who wants to come to my housewarming party? I can promise a night you'll be trying to remember for weeks.
[Simon]
So sorry I missed your message yesterday, doc. I'd say I was busy but honestly, you're barely worth my time on a bad day, let alone a good one, so I'll make this short and sweet. You keep that little freak away from me and I won't have to introduce you to the chewy taste of your own throat. Are we exceedingly clear on this point, doctor? Because you'd really hate it if I had to repeat myself.