War Is Coming Communications.

Why'd I wake up this evening to a singing thing telling me I had a wish.

WTH?

For the record, guys, these things are made of weird.

First I threw it into the wall because it made me mad when it woke me up and it didn't shut up or break or anything, just finished its little song. And then I threw it out the window because I was mad. And it came back. So then I figured it had to be possessed or something since hello, it CAME BACK. And then I tried to burn it. I'm good at burning things. Cookies, chicken, why not ball thingies?

And um. It doesn't. Burn, I mean. This is so weird, what do I do with it??

So....the singing Christmas thing.

Pretty sure they've been here before if I'm not mistaken? I think I've heard a few people mention them before.

Those who aren't paranoid what are you wishing for?

[Ruby]

You want to do something sometime soon

What the hell should I wish for?

[Filtered to Women 21 and up]

[Jules]

[Filtered to Women 21 and Up]

Anyone else up for a night out tomorrow. I'm kind of in need of one?

Odd how the singing affected most of you. I chose to believe it didn't dare do that to a Lannister

And no one heard me sing a ballad of the War for Cersei's
Just in case any of you did though, know that I
Never mind

Did I have volunteers in the end for joining me in setting up training here, Just to confirm it

Guess who's no longer legally dead or considered a grave-desecrating psychotic mass-murderer anymore?

So, with the holidays coming up I thought now might be a good time to start those...well they're basically home ec classes. I was thinking we could do two days a week, drop in whenever you want. Mondays will be basic earth knowledge how strange is that to have to say like how the money works, how the internet works, how to do basic repairs etc. I think we could do it pretty informally, anyone with questions and anyone willing to help answer them just drift down to the lobby around 7pm on Mondays and we'll chat. If there's interest in a specific skill someone can do a group demonstration.

Wednesdays, starting tomorrow, will be cooking days. This time I'll skip ahead to how to make a couple Christmas staples, turkey as well as cookies, but starting next Wednesday we'll go back to basics so everyone who has never had to cook for themselves before can learn.

So if you're thinking of coming tomorrow, or want to help out, let me know!

Family
Did we ever decide on where we were doing Christmas this year? Also does everyone know if they're bringing guests? A headcount, even if it isn't completely accurate, will be useful for everyone helping with cooking.

Tenel Ka
How have you been lately? I think things have been sort of insane, even more so than usual, in both of our families lately.

I know it's not a good time now, but come by whenever. I want to show you something.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

mooooooooostache on foone

ooc: Tried to filter to Svetlana, but failed.

I'll never braek up with you because I'm not mean! I watched Chess and everyone was MEAN and unfair. Even Anatoly! Anatoly loves you but then FLORENCE comes along and it all gets mesesed up! And Freddie is mean too! He's sp maen to everyone. Molokov si so much worse!!1 Whp DOES that kind of stuf?? Over a borad game?? I'm so soryr that people are mean!

The singing wishy thingie really works! I can talk! I can sing! Oh, I missed my voice so much and now it's back! Is this what Christmas is? If so, I love Christmas!

[Mrs. Solo]
Is the invitation for dinner still open? Now you won't have to learn sign :)

[Abby]
I still want to learn how to sign, just in case. Do you still want to help me? When can I come see you at work?

K, wishiewishie maed. Who exists adn has a BA from NYU in phtot pothro taking picteurs?? OYA ME!

[Connor]
Setting an alram...what time tomoorrow? Girls night tonite no hangover proomise. rose is in carhge. im cut off nwo.

[Text to Dean]
uu suuuld hug teh crisxmax treeee treeeehuger

[Text to Aunt Feebeee]
1. i miss htem
2. allllllllllllllll
3. mom crhis wyyyy daaa
4. addum

[Text to Ruby]
i geeet 2b ant mel y/n??????//////////

[Text to Sam]
/.

[Text to Adam]

I'm not even a little sorry.

Check this out!

why is it alll chrsmas musics
this suckks
no one wantsto hear about your chesnuts dude
or al the partedges in the pairs fo trees
orr about round vergins who had babeis


make it stooooop