War Is Coming Communications.

Guys, I think I found another Svetlana!
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Earth. Lawrence, Kansas. Month of September in the year 2011. Different universe, bubble universe? Interesting. Though this is not where I should be. Thief, are you behind this?

Alright. I've been cooped up trying to work on some shit for too long now. I'm suddenly in the mood to go somewhere. Anyone up for a night out?

And anyone know if any tattoo shops are open this late?

Doctor, you’re busy. Bowtie Doctor. So never mind our trip, okay? Some other time, when things aren’t you know things? How can the TARDIS be here? What is going on? This is bad isn't it. Really bad.

Charlie! What are you doing in the next few days? Nothing? Great! Let’s go to New York, or Scotland, or anywhere not here, yeah?

River, I promise that when I get back we’ll talk. Putting this in writing, hold me too it. Just need to think, somewhere that isn't here. I'm sorry.

I wish Rory was here. I need him and his Stupid Face right now.

Edit: Does anyone have some money we I could borrow? I know some of you are super rich, promise I'll pay you back. And a car would be good too. Thanks.

» Hey girl, Sam said it's cool.
» I'll keep you posted on when. Are you ready to talk? I'm home; I can meet you somewhere.

So. Hypothetically speaking, how would someone find out whether they're immortal without actually trying to kill themselves to test the theory, I wonder?

Anyone? Bueller?

You know, that 1939 movie is actually starting to look good compared to this. At least the version of me in the 1939 movie looked halfway decent. What is it with this world and thinking bad witches are ugly old hags? I mean seriously. I'd like an answer because Madame Morrible was an old hag, but she wasn't exactly ugly to that extent. And while I'm not pretty, I'm not horrendously fucking ugly like that either!

And for the love of Oz WHY DOES THIS WORLD KEEP PICKING ON ME? IS IT THE SKIN COLOR? WHY CAN'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE'S STORY FOR ONCE?! PICKING ON THE GREEN GIRL IS GETTING REALLY FUCKING OLD. STOP.


[OOC: I do apologize for Elphie's potty mouth, but she's quite upset by this. And IJ doesn't help because it has ads for it floating around, which is how she/I initially discovered it's existence.]