War Is Coming Communications.

So I went a little crazy with my money and now have an amazing new penthouse and a lot of installations and furniture with all sorts of crazy instructions to set up. Any strong and willing men able to help a lady out?

So, the Impala is now 100% safe from anything. Won't break down, won't take damage, and it's fire-proof, rust-proof, water-proof magic-proof, and demon-proof... sorry, Ruby?

But, yeah. That wish thing is pretty great. Pretty sure my baby can survive even the apocalypse, now.

Ron! I have an idea for all the candy!

Okay, since it's apparently never going to end? For one thing we should switch apartments. So that we can actually, you know. Move around freely.

And also, I think you should open a candy shop. It's not like you'd ever have to actually buy product for the shop. Plus the candy you ended up getting in your wish is candy from your world so that'd go over seriously great.

Edit: RON. HERMIONE AND I ARE SELLING YOUR CANDY.

The first person to scratch the brand new silver Challenger parked outside? I will find a way to make your life miserable.

And that leaves the issue of my other Challenger. The hideous one. Puck, Quinn, it's nearly up to non-dangerous working order. It still needs a few things done to it though. Do you want it since you've got Beth now?

Okay, new rule for my apartment: NO HITTING OF ANY KIND. Following this rule is absolutely imperative.

I admit I was tempted to make a wish. But there's really no point when you can't wish to go home or bring back the dead. Dead is dead.

[FILTERED TO CAROLINE]
I looked into everything I know to figure out what this bauble is about. I can't figure it out. The only thing I can tell you is that there are no side-effects so far. And unless all the spells I ran on it were suppose to come out clean, magic doesn't seem to work on it at all.

So. You can make the a wish if you like. I want you back so badly, Caroline. The human you.

[FILTERED AGAINST ROSALIE]
What do you get a life sized Barbie that is used to getting everything she wants in the world?

[FILTERED AGAINST JACOB]
Is there anyone here that could help me with car related questions?

So, um, I did this thing--no one's a puppet! It is not a puppet thing! But, yes, apparently? Even if you're not intending to use your wacky singing Christmas ornament (which, by the way, why a Christmas ornament? Even the supernatural has a thing against the Jewish? Come on, where's my wish dreidel?)if you are, say, not super cautious about your words and you're sitting in your room and you're missing your books back home and, hey, who knows, maybe you're the kind of person who talks out loud to yourself when you're alone. It's not a crazy thing. It's just a thing. People do it! Um, anyway, you might say something like "I wish the complex library would just have whatever book you wanted when you went there." And then it might happen.

...that person might have been me about fifteen minutes ago.

If I said starting new years, I was retiring Nightwing, you would say what?

Can I ask for advice on something?

I love my secret Santa!!!

If anyone else is a vampi werew game hunter, there seems to be a good amount in a national park in Missouri. I'm leaving in an hour, to return by dawn, should anyone wish to accompany me.

I know exactly what to give my Secret Santa person!

I'll be gone for a few days stealing getting the present. See you when I get back!

Apparently, wishes and Christmas spirit or whatever can't be broken by kicks.

Might actually be handy though for a new weapon. The wish, I mean. Not the actual thing.

I wished for the Batmobile. It's outside now. Touch it and..well, you don't want to touch it with the wrong intention. She can defend herself almost just as well as I could. Fully functional Batmobile..it's, there are no words to how many memories this brings back.

I need a favour.

Pool party! You're all invited. I got some snacks for everyone, too, to celebrate the fact that I can swim now!

Well, at least for a month. But it's good! I think this calls for a celebratory gif.