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I may not be normal in the traditional sense of the word, but if coming out with ideas like the Emergency Bra is what society has fitted under the word, I don't think I ever want to be.
"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."
I was walking through the mall and got pulled off by an obnoxious woman selling them at one of those booths running down the middle of the walk-through. She tried to make me put one on my face.
So, I ran.
"The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor’s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack."
I was walking through the mall and got pulled off by an obnoxious woman selling them at one of those booths running down the middle of the walk-through. She tried to make me put one on my face.