War Is Coming Communications.

Shit, now what the hell's going on?

Okay, public service announcement: No zombies allowed to run around in camp.

Pretty sure we covered that from the get-go, but I'm just throwin' it out there now. Any of these dead-types poppin' up try to wander in, you bring them straight to the holding areas and let me know immediately.

Clear?

[Hardison]
Hey, how's it going? Got anything new we can debate about? This is a real fail way of checking up on you.

You checked on Parker lately?


[Buffy]
Did Booth talk to you?


[Danny]
Hey, you noticed the walking dead stuff going on? Better watch yourself and be careful, try to watch your back extra. Wouldn't want anything to happen to you.

Good job inviting the walking dead back to your camp Booth, really. Didn't want to maybe make sure they weren't His? Did you even check before assuming you had your drinking buddy back. Must be nice. Anyway, some of us aren't being lax. I want a full rundown on the last mission out. Mary?

We can't afford to get lazy people.

[Lucifer]

Did you bring people back?

...Can I... Do you need me to come to you today?

It's them. But not how they were when they died.

Why are there zombies?! Is this the stupid vision thing that happened. I don't approve of zombies. They shamble in a most unseemly manner.

And the world is broken.

...reminds me of a wish I granted once, but I didn't do this. I can't anymore, besides who'd wish for zombies.

This will certainly make things interesting around here again.

It seems the virus dulls their response time for most stimuli. Its getting dull though, test after test. I didn't break through just to sit around.

So I've expanded my teritory, went a little bit scorched earth about it. The pyres do stink awfully. Sorry Lucifer but you know how these things are, nothing you'd miss I hope.

So. Just finished up a hospital run last night and I happen to have scored a nice haul of meds. Who wants 'em and what are you willing to give me for 'em?

Okay, this is seriously wack. This is the second time in a week that I've waken up/ended up somewhere weird.

Why am I in the woods? Is this some kind of prank people pull on the new guy? Because I really wish you guys had let me grab a hoodie or something.

It's cold.

What is this?? It's chaos. I tried going into work at the precinct this morning but there's nothing for me there. It's all worse, ruined. Went invisible and ducked out fast though. Managed to escape some zombies in another part of the city too. I'm lucky they can't fly or I'd be a meal

The timestamp has to be wrong. I don't know how I can have missed five years' time. I also need to find a shelter, a place to regroup and hide out. And to find where the heroes are This is not the same Lawrence that I remember.

What's I can't

This place looks like Raccoon City's outbreak, but ten times worse. And I know it's not just another nightmare.

How did this happen?

For any of you formerly dead arrivals, who are looking for a place to stay - Damon and I would be more than happy to give you shelter. Completely free of charge.

[ooc: And if you're lucky and they like you, they won't feed on you.]

Zapping me to the future and taking my powers away is not my idea of a good time. In case you didn't notice, I didn't RSVP to this shindig. I don't want in. I don't want anything to do with any of this.

So who's the prankster?

'Cause I gotta tell you: this time, it's not me.

[After several unsuccessful attempts to call River's phone which has long since been disconnected]

I'm looking for River Tam, can anyone put me in touch with her? And River, if you're reading this, your phone isn't working any more, where are you?

Feels all weird here, now. I don't like it.



You should all go back where you came from.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]
How is everyone?

[FILTERED TO RESIDENTS OF THE BUFFY/BOOTH CAMP]
In light of the recent resurrections, I thought we could use a movie night for anyone that has the night off and the children. So Hardison has set up a screen and Finding Nemo will be playing tonight over in the school cabin.

I know I don't usually give a crap about what's going on in the human world Can you blame me? You guys are petty and boring and but could someone tell me what's going on with the dead not staying dead?

I'll be making clinical rounds for your sick and dying. Despite how much I hate clinic. I'm trying to keep you all living. This is the part where there's a parade in my honor, or at least a harem.

[Lucifer]
I want a harem. You should make this happen.