War Is Coming Communications.

...Huh.


[ooc: Happy plot is over. :)]

I just Googled Twilight.

Who the hell is Kristen Stewart? She doesn't even look like me. This is cruel. You're all horrible. I don't know what's going on, but I will figure it out.

[PRIVATE]
I can't breathe. Demons. Vampires. Other vampires. What else?

I keep trying to wrap my head around what I'm hearing, but I think the thing that surprises me the most is the fact that I'm surprised at all.

Demons. Of course. If vampires and werewolves exist, why should I be surprised demons do as well?

Except vampires and werewolves pale in the face of demons. Do demons mean that Hell exists? What about Heaven? I never really believed in the afterlife before, but I'm not so sure anymore. Am I even real? Who the hell is Kristen Stewart? I'm not sure about anything anymore. I never thought I could ever get any less sure about what I knew, but then this happened.

I wish I could go home. I wish I knew how. At least things made sense at home, even if I didn't like it.

...what happened..?

Dawn is acting like a moron again. Someone go get her, since I'm halfway across the world and won't be able to slap any sense into her thick head for another two flights or so.

I don't ever want to be that stupidly happy again. I talked about Mom's death like it was the thing to do. How is that happy?

....Whoa.

Is there anyone here that can erase memories?

I can't sleep in my flat tonight.

In fact, does anyone want to swap with me?

Guys, I had the strangest dream. Everyone was happy. I lost my virginity to a teenager and had sex with Booth in the same night! Weird, huh??

Can you all never utter a word about me fixing you all pot brownies?? My dad would kill me...

So, how many of you people are going to be freaking out about all the sex you had this week? You freaking out, Nathan?

Honestly people. It's just sex.

You know what? I used to complain about Puck being a man whore cause he could never have committed to me the way Finn did, but I get it, I really do. Puck, go have sex with whoever but I'm your babymomma okay? Is that okay? I think its awesome!

Rachel. I don't even hate you so much anymore. Do you still have a myspace here. I can go delete some mean stuff I...might have said.

Everyone okay after that?

[Booth]
Are you okay?

Shit's getting old. If I wanted to be happy all the time, I'd be that damn happy.

helpp

[ooc:a few hours after the demon attack!]

I hate the idea of someone being able to screw around with my memory. But honestly right now it doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Okay, so my secret plan of being secret santa. . . Isn't so secret. . .

Buffy? Can you come over? I really need my sister

I admitted how I feel about Ron
Goodness, some of the things I done with Adam

Can that not happen again please?

Okay. Let's not do that again, please. Having my mind and emotions toyed with just once before was enough. I didn't have any nightmares. Which is fine, I don't always. But this... no, not a fan.

..I feel like hitting something. But I think I'll just head over to the shooting range instead. That might help.

I should have done something. People were being hurt, there were crimes happening.. and I could have stopped it. But I was too happy and didn't care. That is not like me at all. I heard about fires and didn't offer to help. I know fire is the one thing I try to avoid if possible, but I could have at least called it in, told someone.. anyone.

It's not our fault, I know. It happened with all of us. But still.. I think it's time I tried to get back on track and go back to work. I'll be heading out to check for any damage reports that could use my attention, or if my fellow cops need help. But does anyone on the teams need anything? I will help take care of whatever you would need done. I also read before that there are a couple individuals who can alter or erase memories. That is on of my capabilities as well if that will be needed in the future.

I'm gonna be out of town as long as for a while a couple days. Need to clear my head.

[Sam]
I know I said I was fine with everything, but
I'm not pissed, I just need to th
I'm sorry

After a night spent thinking, I decided that if I'm going to be stuck here in middle of an apocalypse where weird things like happiness spells happen, I rather be doing something useful. Since everyone's been talking about it rather openly, I am assuming people are doing something about it?

Hunters, demons, slayers, and good vampires...So how can I help? I'm just a regular human, but I'm good with research.

A week here and it's already starting to feel familiar. Being perpetually happy is a new one though.

I was given the details about what was going on by my sisters-in-law and I'd like to help out where I can, even if it's being handed a hammer and pointed in the direction of something that needs fixing.

Uh..powers out. If the generator or whatever backup..assuming we've got back up doesn't kick in soon, I'll take care of it. I can generate more then enough electricity to power a complex.

And I thought Oz was bad. At least Oz didn't make me feel perpetually happy for no reason. So demons, is it? Perfect. I know there's an apartment complex that's safe to stay in, but I somehow doubt people will want me around. So is there anywhere safe? Or a place I can make safe?

Since I've never been legally dead, I wonder if my stuff is still at my house.

At some point I want to head up there to get some of it if it is. Especially my car and my laptop and shit.

Edit: And now I'm hanging out in the lobby. My power went out.