War Is Coming Communications.

SINGK// 103. gtt.

Can anyone tell me what to get Jessica? Outside of a can of bug spra

I have never seen that much cookies in one place. And they're all mine Well, aside from the bags in the kitchen that someone bought several times before. I'd have to thank Chloe for getting me into that particular kind. There must have been just about every single brand that came out for them. I'm definitely going to take my time with these. When the identity of my Secret Santa is discovered, drinks are on me for them. Or if not that, then something else they would like.

( Filtered away from Mal; important question about Secret Santa )

Well worth the aspirin I need right now. Mostly. I do need coffee though. Someone want me to be in their debt and bring me one of those extra grande size cups with espresso? The more caffeine, the better. And get that Journey song out of my head...

Okay, so whoever it is that is my Secret Santa and left my gifts outside today? You have amazing taste! I love it all! And I totally plan on putting all of it to good use in the next few days.

My Secret Santa is awesome! iTunes, pre-ordered Glee, and Cookies! Thanks!

I'm in fashion, knives and coffee heaven.

Dear Secret Santa, you are amazing.

Dude. I like this Secret Santa thing. Someone fuckin' rocks. Now I just gotta figure out how to use it. Makes this hangover a whole lot better.

Dude, these X-Men movies are hilariously inaccurate. I would kill for a universe where Magneto was such a sissy and the Sentinels weren't going around burning men, women, and children on the evening news.

So someone is going to get a piece of art after all this is through and I find out who they are. Thank you!

Secret Santa, you have impeccable taste in reading materials. Thank you so much!

There is so much Blade Runner stuff out now. It's going to take me forever to collect all this crap.

So this is what you all do with your time is it?

Drinking and secret Santas. Bet that demons running scared

Whoever my secret santa was? You're the best. And everything is in my color. The shoes are perfect! Thank you so much. After work? I can now get that new book.

[Dawn]
TOE SHOES! My secret santa got me red toe shoes! A necklace of a bow and arrow and a book gift card.

She's dust.

Whoever my secret santa is? You are the greatest person in the history of people. And I am totally getting you something when I find out who you are.

Oh. My. God. It's Principal Figgins.

( Cut for a FABULOUS video! )

Does anyone know where I can find a werewolf?

[ooc: Don't forget, which you probably have, Buffy and co still run combat team training sessions every Wednesday where she DRILLS YOU INTO THE GROUND]

Where are you? Are you anywhere near Ruby?

Shit. Fucking angels picked the wrong group of people to mess Going to go apeshit and crazier tha Right. So I found out who did the whole alternate reality thing with all of your lives. Angel named Zachariah.

I'm guessing that most of you want blood. I get it. I do. Except that's probably not the smartest idea. In fact, it really isn't. Since Zach is Cas' boss. Which means he's a lot stronger than what we're used to. Going after him would be this side of stupid. And believe me. I know stupid.

There are probably some of you who are going to want to know why he did it. Same reason as the Trickster. Almost. To teach us a goddamn lesson. This go around the piece from Sesame Street was about learning to accept our roles in the war. Apparently we all need to stop dicking around and except our fate. And yada, yada, yada. Do with it what you want. Though I mean it when I say, don't go summoning or chasing after any angels. I know I can't tell any of you what to do but we really don't need any more trouble then what we've got.

How goes the apocalypse prevention, humans?