War Is Coming Communications.

I can't believe this. Smallville is a SHOW instead of a town? And apparently, I'm also in a cartoon with other heroes my age. And there's a tower that's shaped like a big T. Green guy's funny. And my metal parts are on the outside of my body? Weird.

So.. we're fictional. Some of us, I guess. Interesting concept. So what happened to my family, my accident a writer did that and dreamed it up Not gonna say I exactly like it. Feel like walking over to the studios at some point. Few good parts about it, though. But now I got to wondering about something important: sonic cannon? Come on, where's mine at? Because I'd really like to have that. It would be really kickass.

And it also looks like I've been on other shows. My lookalike is also a Disney action star, a young FBI agent, and.. probably a few other things. Kinda trippy seeing myself on any TV program other than the news. Which I haven't been on.

Okay, so I went to KU just to check out the possibility of going to school there, don't know why I bothered. Anyway I was there for five minutes and ran into a 'wicca group' on campus.

Stupidest. Thing. Ever.

What, the, hell, people?! Man falls out of the sky halfway across the country from where he started and doesn't get so much as a how-de-do. Good thing I still had some of Bill Murray's the monopoly money left so I could hole up in a motel.

Now if someone could explain to me what the hell happened to all the goddamn zombies, I'd appreciate it.

It's a shame that people no longer use swords in the future. I'm not sure that I'll ever become completely used to the instaneous quality and the lack of of guns. I suppose as the thoughts of man become more complex, the weapons used to keep order should in turn be able to control the growing deviance. However, I can't help but wonder if it's the type of trouble that has changed or if people are simply trying to keep up with the more modern weapons.

[Gwen]

There is something that I should need to talk to you about. Will you be in your apartment by the time I get in from work?

*Filtered to apartment residents & friends of the complex 18 and over*

( The Groups )

Make note of your group and your date. Bed and meals will be provided, clothes and sundries you’ll have to bring yourself. If you’ve got your own firearms, bring them along as well, easier to teach this kind of stuff with a weapon you’re comfortable with.
If there’s someone in your group you don’t particularly like, suck it up, you’re going to have to learn to trust each other anyway, no better time to start than now.
If you've got any actual problems, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Also: If you expressed an interest and I didn't get you in one of these groups, let me know. Same goes if you didn't let me know before, let me know now.

Sam, Dean, Chloe, you’re my crew, you’re helpin’ with everybody.
Paige, you mentioned something about transportation? I'm going to guess you don’t mean driving. Mind telling me a little more about that?

I already told Bart so now I'm going to tell you three. I'm going to South Dakota to be with Chloe for Jimmy's birthday. I'm planning on staying for a few days and while I'm away, I want you all to be on your best behavior.

Victor, keep an eye on them and make sure they don't destroy my apartment. You'll be paid in food.