War Is Coming Communications.

Hey guys! We're going to have movies and pizza and stuff in my place in a few minutes. Apt 407.

All are welcome to join!

Oh by the way-this includes teens up to 19 :)

Satellite radio, one of man's greatest inventions. Now I don't have to drive in silence on long trips. No more losing channels.

They tried to overcharge me and make me wait to install it when it wasn't really that hard! I can handle a car stereo. It's when it starts smoking or stalling that I call a mechanic. Or Clark.

I'll be on my way in a few hours Bobby. With Thatcher's little sis in tow.

Owning pets. Makes me wonder what my boss would say being a giant dog with super alien hearing or however the hell Bridge described him.. The past is just a cornucopia of weird. Gotta say.

Um...slight problem. I got tripped by the usual kind of cheer bitch during training and 'hurt' my leg. Like its gross, blood and a bit of bone and everything. But problem is I can't just fix i cause they're all crowding around me and talking about calling 911.

Can someone come get me? Otherwise they'll set the leg and it'll heal and we'll have explaining to do

Okay, since other residents are getting kittens and puppies, was only a matter of time before I gave in Well.. looks like I just got a new best friend now. I got a puppy! Yellow lab. I guess it really is true what I was told, sometimes they really do pick you. I knew it the moment I saw him when I walked in the store.

This is really cool. I'm not sure how this day can get any better. Got him a litter box and some food earlier. Now.. just one thing left. Needs a name. Ah well, I'm sure I'll come up with a good one. I'm sure it'll be easy.

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Showers? I mean really why do people consider them a good thing.

Being surrounded by water.

Whoever invented those should burn.

Alrite. Theres way to many animal's in this building.

I will hurt anyone who bring's them any closer to my apartmint (#401) than they need to be, because it kinda suck's when you cant breathe.

Edit: We realy need a elevator.

There's an Historical Exhibit at the museam I actually genuinely want to see. Too important to history to sell on. Anyone want to come with? I was planning on going tomorrow.

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See, I can be good. You can even come with if you like?

Okay, heres the deal, before fights break out. Andrew and I were just chatting. New rule.

No pets on the fourth floor and above. If you've got a pet, it's your responsibility to clean up after it, but that's a given. No one wants the mess being left behind. People have allergies, it's a fact of life. Keep your apartment and pet clean or find a way to make sure dander and fur and such doesn't spread past your apartment. Obviously the pet has to leave the apartment, but keep the inside contact to a minimum.

Also, pick up it's waste. I don't want to step on dog crap outside.


I seriously can't believe this is what I have to think of these days.
War is so much easier than this