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Ava Wilson (sospecial) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2010-12-26 22:24:00

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alec hardison, ava wilson, azazel, elle bishop, jennifer check, ruby

What is this, this another round of that stupid game?

I’ll win, this time. You’re all going down.

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	teenagesuccubus 2010-12-27 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Who are they? Are they woodland animals? Like Smokey the Bear and...Yellow eyes the wise owl or some shit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(repost for iconfail) sospecial 2010-12-27 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Um, no? Ruby and the other demon, the ringleader guy. The one with, you know, yellow eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	<3! teenagesuccubus 2010-12-27 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	OH! You mean the bossy bitch and that guy that likes to go 'Hahaha, I am evil and stuff.' Or something. Yeah, I'm not like them. I used to eat people and stuff? But not anymore cause flossing was a bitch and everyone kept shitting themselves because they thought they were my next Happy Meal. I just eat a lot of Cheetos and cows now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: <3! sospecial 2010-12-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Um, yeah, I guess so. You ate people? Wow, um. ~~I could have, probably, I mean, five months without food or anything I'm surprised I didn't but~~ That's kind of really disturbing. Like, a lot disturbing. Why did you eat people? And by cows, I'm guessing you don't just mean beef? ...And now I want Cheetos, thanks a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teenagesuccubus 2010-12-27 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, don't get judgey. I did it to survive. It was either eat people or die and I wasn't going to die thanks. No, like a cow. A whole cow. I made this stupid wish and it kind of backfired and now I have to eat like a fatass to keep from starving. ~~I should have just stuck to people.~~ Then, like, go get some? Duh. There are 7-11's all over this town. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sospecial
2010-12-28 05:57 am UTC (link)

Hey, not judging! Or, okay, maybe a little. But not in a mean way! I mean, killing people > dying any day, I get that. Just, you know. Not exactly normal. I'm still getting used to the not-normal!

Huh. Also weird. I'd much rather, like, a cooked meal, myself? But, hey, whatever floats your boat! Or, uh, keeps you alive?

I just came back from the dead, I don't exactly have all kinds of cash on me right now.

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	teenagesuccubus 2010-12-28 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? We're in the middle of an apocalypse sweetie. I think normal's overrated anyway. Cooking takes too much time and I don't have a grill big enough for a whole cow. Though, gosh I could really go for some pig in a pit. Really now? Well, you can come over my place? I have plenty of cash, my elf keeps me supplied with gold and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sospecial
2010-12-28 06:48 am UTC (link)

Yeah, well, I've only been in the apocalypse for a couple hours, it's still kinda catching up with me. Although before that I was in some screwed up fight to the death with a bunch of superpowered people for five months, so I'm adjusting a little quicker than I would have before that? I guess?

...yeah I guess they probably don't make giant cow-sized grills but you could just get lots of steaks!

Sure, I guess I can do that, if that's not, like, weird or something? I mean, since I kinda just appeared here by magic or something and I'm sort of getting the reputation for being a psychopath, but if you used to be a cannibal and you eat whole cows raw and have a pet elf I guess that probably doesn't scare you, so, sure, if you're okay with it... Where should I be heading?

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teenagesuccubus
2010-12-28 06:56 am UTC (link)

That is like major suckage. Did you like die? I know I died because my traitor bff stabbed me in the tit before I came here. Anyway, yeah, I adjusted pretty fast too. Traded one hell for another, you know?

Yeah, but it doesn't taste as good? Like, I dunno, I can eat normal food now without throwing up nasty black gunk, but like nothing beats the feel of ripping flesh to shreds by hand, you know? Plus, the blood's all nice and warm.

Naw, so not weird. I found Legolas on the street and he set me on fire before I took him home. You don't get much weirder than that. You totally ramble, you know that? I don't even know how anyone thinks you're a psycho, you're adorable.

[FILTERED TO RAMBLEY GIRL]
But head here: [Address] Like, don't tell anyone where you're going though? Cause I don't want to get dead.

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sospecial
2010-12-28 07:32 am UTC (link)

Yep, I definitely died. I was kicking ass and then some jerk took me out in the last round. Apparently I've been dead for like three years, now.

Huh. I guess that's a thing with the whole... feeling like weird demon thing you've got going on? Liking ~~raw~~ ~~living~~ really fresh meat?

Legolas? Like, literally? Smokey-chick said there were people from Star Wars here, so, you know, it wouldn't be too weird if people from Lord of the Rings were here, right? Or, okay, not... weirder than anything else going on, today.

Yeah, I guess I can get kinda rambley sometimes, sorry. But they may have gotten the psycho impression from the fact that I killed, like, twenty people?

[Filtered to Demon-ish girl?]

Okay. Thanks. I'll keep quiet, don't worry - I'm not in a hurry to get dead again myself, and it'd be really kinda rude to get the person inviting me over killed in the process, to, yep. Quiet! I can do that!

I'm Ava, by the way.

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teenagesuccubus
2010-12-28 07:44 am UTC (link)

Oh suuuck. I was like gone for a year or two I think. I'm not sure. It's super hard trying to break down the timeline.

People keep calling it a succubus, but like I don't think I get energy from sleeping with people?? As a matter of fact, I think I give energy to them. Or at least the elf. He takes some from me whenever we sleep together, but I'm all good with that cause he has such a hot body.

No, not really. If it was Orlando Bloom in a wig, I wouldn't be on the internet talking to you. I would be locked in the bedroom with him forever, you know? Naw, he just sorta looks like Legolas but his name is too ridiculous to bother with.

Don't worry, it's cute! Like, who cares if you killed a buncha people? Everyone around here has some kind of blood on their hands, so they can shove their judgment.

[FILTERED TO AVA]
It'd be pretty hard for them to do it, but I don't really want to test it, you know?

Jennifer. ~~So you wouldn't happen to like girls, would you? No, bad Jen, don't scare her off.~~

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