At Clark's response, Lois's expression shifted to one of pure shock. He thought that's what she wanted? Without thinking, she slapped him hard across the face, even though it was bound to hurt her hand more than it would hurt Clark. "Oh, my god. You are the biggest idiot I've ever met!" she snapped, glaring daggers at him. "Why the hell would you think that I would want you to go and do something that stupid? Why would I want you to do something that hurts you that bad?" Hell. Things that hurt him at all were few and far between, but from what Lois understood, the kryptonite was the worst thing of the bunch. The green kryptonite, at least.
"What could possibly be normal about having my boyfriend all sprawled out on my floor like this?" Sighing, Lois reached up to rub at her temples. She was getting a headache from all this crap. "And you're fine like you are, alright?"