Hearing the reminder, again, that Kol had already died once wasn't the best way to bring any humor into the situation, at least from Crowley's perspective. 'Good' Guys, always such hypocrites, in his opinion. Still, he rolled his eyes in Kol's direction. "Glad to know you're not one of those crazy masochists who likes dying repeatedly, otherwise we might have to rethink this entire arrangement, even I'm not that level of wrong." And hey, there were some out there who were.
At least Kol hadn't thought he'd missed the wording, or Crowley might have found himself professionally insulted. As it was, he did still frown in slight confusion. "Not that I think that's a bad life choice to make, in general terms, but not really sure why this is the kind of promise you wouldn't be jumping to keep." Staying away from Hell tended to be what most people actually wanted after all. "I mean, I'm trying to protect you here, and that's just..."
He let out a long sigh, feeling much of the adrenaline of his rant fade away, and he slumped back down against the pillows, and wondered just how smug the likes of Ruby and Lexi would be if they could see all this. And not just because he was still naked. "It's weird and different, me giving a shit about someone else. And the first time I do to this level, you're being stubborn about it. You don't half confuse me sometimes, you know that, right?"