What the... He did not have a Kia Ora face. "I do not have a Kia Ora Face!" He was frankly offended by the insinuation. He had no such thing as a Kia Ora face, he was an expert when it came to deceit and tricking his way out of many a situation. "We are in America Miss Know it All Ghost, and in America they do not even sell Kia Ora. So how do you think I would get my hands on some. And even if I did have some I would not feel the need to hand it over to you because in spite of what everyone thinks about it, I think its perfectly lovely and that Leo and Pearl over exaggerated. I do not by any manner of means have a 'problem' God the way they were about one incident. One incident Alex."
Okay two incidents, three. And he hadn't even been on Kia Ora during the whole Miniature Circus thing. Stupid budgies.
"But, you want to don't you, to kiss me I mean. That's why this is hard on us, and why I was so worried about coming here. Because you were getting to want to kiss me and then He ruined it all. Because he always does, he always ruins everything I learn to care about. Don't you see, you were right. I should be kept away from the world. I shouldn't walk around looking like...whatever I look like that seems asthetically pleasing. But you're lovely you see and so there should be kissing."
She was holding her hand out and Hal narrowed his eyes.
"No. Not that I have any. You'd have to take it if I did and you're little."