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Joker wants to know why so serious? (kill_joke) wrote in wariscoming,

The Joker looked up and arched a brow. Harley was there in all black, hair in a messy ponytail or something and aiming a gun at him. Not only that, she was ordering he let Ivy go. And then there was Boom Boom Birdy. He smirked darkly and just pressed the red hot poker deeper into Ivy's hand before forcefully dragging it across her body and tossing it to the side.

He held his hands up and spread his arms. "Take the shot Harley. I dare you. Boom Boom Birdy's right. You were perfect before this green skinned witch corrupted you. Yes, I was cruel to you at times, but that was only to make you try harder, to be my perfect partner. And oh, you were beautiful kiddo. Just put the gun down...we'll talk."

His eyes suddenly grew cold and he moved to Ivy's head and pulled a dagger out, pressing it against her green skin to draw blood...or chlorophyll or whatever the hell was in Ivy's veins but not enough to kill her. Yet.

"Drop the gun or the last thing Ivy will see will be her blood or whatever spraying up at you." If he had had more time, he would have gotten a bucket of pesticides to shove down her throat. "What'll it be Harley? Come back to me and Ivy lives, take a shot at me and I see if I can kill her before you hit me. And then there's all my fun deadly Joker Toxin to find throughout the city."